Are you a Freaky person? Are you ready to get some Freaky Quotes for Instagram Posts and Statuses? Well, this is the post for you. Once you have read this article, we are sure that you will get some Freaky Quotes for Instagram.

Instagram is a wonderful place for sharing your photos with friends and family, and even with strangers. And it’s a great place for marketers to promote their products and services. But did you know that you can also use Instagram to find some very funny quotes to share with your friends and followers? I didn’t know that until recently, and I was surprised to find such a wide variety of funny, interesting, and even inspiring quotes. This blog will share some of the best quotes I discovered, and what’s more, I’ve also added a few of my quotes too.

You want to discover some wacky things to say to your special someone since you’re in love and besotted. The Freaky Quotes below have you covered. Whatever message you want to post on Instagram or Whatsapp to brag about your love—some dirty, some nasty, some cute—we have you covered!

With these sayings and phrases, we hope you have a good time being flirtatious and discover the perfect words to use with your significant other. Consider helping us out by sharing an image you like on Pinterest if you discover one!

Freaky Quotes for Instagram

You’re cute. Can I keep you?

I promise I am not what you’re used to.

In a room full of art, I would still stare at you.

There’s always a wild side to an innocent face.

She’s a good girl whose favorite things are bad.

By the way, I’m wearing the smile you gave me.

As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside.

You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.

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Maybe she’s born with it… maybe it’s an Instagram filter.

It’s the second-best thing you can do with your lips.

Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?

It’s hard to resist a bad boy who’s a good man.

Tie me up and play with me, Sir. Pretty please?

Everything I’ve never done; I want to do with you.

My mind is a dirty thing. And I love having you in it.

Flirty Freaky Quotes

I want to kiss you, and not just on the lips.

If we were alone, I would… Smash. Kiss you. Cuddle. Chill. Eat.

Not many people can take my breath away, but you don’t even have to try.

When I saw you, I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew.

So, I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you.

I swear I won’t stop until your legs shake and the neighbors know my name.

I might not be great with words, but my day’s better when I look at you. That’s how I know I love you.

You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope.

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I can’t pluck up enough courage to tell you how much I admire you. So, I guess I will keep it to myself.

I think of you only twice a day. While I am doing something, and when I am sitting idly. I talk about you like you put stars in the sky.

I want to be the reason you slightly tilt your phone away from others when you read it.

I just love feeling your body enjoying everything I do.

I want to be that freaky fantasy that is always on your mind.

You make it kinda hard not to stare.

I fall for your smile every single time.

Freaky Quotes for Girl

Be gentle when needed. Be rough when wanted.

Don’t tease me unless you’re going to please me.

Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides.

Goodnight and if you dream of me remember I like it rough.

I can make you shut up, but you might moan a little.

I want to be high on life with an overdose of you.

Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars.

Let’s do some we shouldn’t be doing these things.

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What turns me on you?

You are my happy pill, always.

I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top.

I like teasing you because I love seeing how much you want me.

Sometimes I get turned on just by seeing your name pop up on my phone.

I want you to take off my clothes, choose your fantasy and turn it into reality.

I wanna be a reason you slightly tilt your phone away from others when you read it.

Freaky Quotes For guys

A desire is a call between you and that which is greater than you. — Dr. Anne Davin

A pure heart is superlatively rare and even more attractive. ― J.S.B. Morse

All cravings are the mind seeking salvation or fulfillment in external things and the future as a substitute for the joy of Being. – Eckhart Tolle

All the freaky people make the beauty of the world. ― Michael Franti

And he took her in his arms and kissed her under the sunlit sky, and he cared not that they stood high upon the walls in the sight of many. – J.R.R. Tolkien

Anyone who falls in love is searching for the missing pieces of themselves. So anyone who’s in love gets sad when they think of their lover. It’s like stepping back inside a room you have fond memories of, one you haven’t seen in a long time. – Haruki Murakami

Attraction is not an option. – Neil Strauss

Desire is the absurdity that holds open the infinity of possibility. – Wendy Farley

Desire presses ever forward unsubdued. – Sigmund Freud

Desire, like the atom, is explosive with creative force. – Paul Vernon Buser

Ever since I met you, no one else is even worth thinking about.

Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet. ― Andy Warhol

Have you ever felt attraction tingling in your veins like electric blood ― Kevin Brooks

He drew me like gravity. – M. Leighton

I always have many roads to travel, but I take the one which leads to you. – Amit Kalantri

I desire a love so loud that it shatters the darkness — its echoes reverberating through the rising and falling of the sun. – Gareth Egan

I want to control you, command you, dominate you, and use you. And then I want to touch you, hold you, kiss you, and make you feel safe.

I’m so in love, every time I look at you my soul gets dizzy. – Jesse Tyler

I’ve been in love with you since the very beginning. You asked why there isn’t anyone else in my life, and the reason … is you. – Julie James

If I had a flower for every time, I thought of you … I could walk through my garden forever. – Alfred, Lord Tennyson

Freaky Quotes for Your Crush

Forget the butterflies, I feel the whole zoo when I am with you.

If you kiss my neck, I’m not responsible for what happens next.

You may have a history with her, but you have chemistry with me.

It’s been a long day; I need one of those hugs that turn into sex.

I’m in my bed, you’re in your bed. One of us is in the wrong place.

Chemistry is you touching my mind and setting my body on fire.

Oh, you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.

Making you horny and making you smile are my two favorite things.

Eye contact is a dangerous, dangerous thing. But lovely. Oh, so lovely.

Nerd Flirting: I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.

Kiss me and you will see the stars; love me and I will give them to you.

Yes, I have a dirty mind and right now you’re running through it… Naked.

It’s not that I’m hory all the time. It’s just that you always find it sexy.

If you bite my lips or kiss my neck, I promise to rip your fing clothes off.

I’m not flirting. I’m just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.

Late-Night Freaky Quotes

Rollerball sucked! Discussing one of his movies on Late Night with Conan OBrien. LL Cool J

With a couple of bi…es down to ride where he goes, late at night in the Jacuzzi with the same hoes. Sammy Adams

My parents are, like, down the street so when it’s late at night, and I don’t feel like being by myself, I’ll be like, ‘Hi dad,’ and he’ll be like, ‘Just come on over.’ Hayden Panettiere

I promise to never treat you like NBC does its late-night hosts. Unknown

I suppose I will go on selling newspapers until at last will come the late-night final. William Maxwell Aitken

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night. James Patterson

I send pointless emails late at night to impress coworkers. Unknown

I think it’s cute when someone bothers to stay up late just to talk to you. Unknown

It’s never too late – never too late to start over, never too late to be happy. Jane Fonda

I stay up late every night and realize that it was a bad idea every morning… Unknown

Make sure to binge late at night after a nice day of eating healthy to remind yourself that you’re a failure… Unknown

A late-night organ donor. After that he disowns yah. After that, he’s just hopeless. Soul mates become soulless. Kanye West

I miss those late-night calls and good-morning texts. Unknown

I’m too short to host a late-night talk show. It’s like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over. Jon Stewart

I’m in the process of brainstorming with my marketing team and all that stuff, trying to come up with a concept for a late-night restaurant for people in Birmingham. Ruben Studdard

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. Steven Wright

So many groups fail because they spend all their time in the clubs. Work pours in and they can’t handle it because of late-night drinking. Maurice Gibb

I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in my daughter’s kindergarten class. Tucker Carlson

It’s never too late to start over, never too late to be happy. Jane Fonda

Funny Freaky Quotes

Don’t underestimate a strange white man’s propensity for violence – Girl

The night is still ending in tragedy – Charlie

I love your black Weiner Mr. Daniels – Josh

Your mom’s superpower is guilt – Josh

I’m not landing that plane or any plane – Millie

See, even the word police agrees – josh

I think I saw that at Discount Bonanza…I had to pee – Ryler

Oh my God it’s a slaughterhouse – Josh

Love you poodle – Josh

Please don’t be the butcher, please don’t be the butcher, and please don’t be the butcher – Millie

Oh my God, why do I sound like that? – Millie as Barney

Does she look cute? – Josh

You can tell me, I’m like the most trustworthy person – Ryler

It smells like hotdog water – Millie as Barney

I’m a giant. I’m a giant -Millie as Barney

I’ve seen SVU, I know the signs – mean girl – Ryler

Maybe we let her be weird for a day – Josh

You’re black, I’m gay, we are so dead – Josh

Everyone’s tired. We’ve done lots of hitting. It’s time to talk – Millie as Barney

Standing and peeing is kind of rad – Millie as Barney