Best 100+ Funniest Anime Quotes That Will Make You Laugh All the Time

Funny Anime Quotes

If you’re having a terrible day, these funny anime quotes can cheer you up and make you happy. If you want to laugh, one of the greatest ways to do it is to watch your favorite anime and listen to some of the hilarious anime quotes that arise.

Anime isn’t restricted to a particular genre; in a single episode, most anime will provoke a wide variety of emotions. But one thing is certain: anime will never be dull. It may be thrilling and action-packed one minute and delightfully humorous the next.

That’s why we’ve put together a collection of our favorite hilarious anime quotes to make you laugh till your stomach hurts. After going through our entire list, don’t forget to share your happiness and laughter with others!

While humor anime like Gintama and Konosuba are plenty of amusing phrases, more serious episodes such as Legend of the Galactic Heroes and CLANNAD also contain some real laughs. The funniest anime quotations of all time will have you laughing till you cry, whether it’s a character purposely cracking a joke or making a phrase that was supposed to be serious but wasn’t.

Don’t tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can’t he come up with something more original? – Lina Inverse

There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowardice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and, unfortunately, our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these. – Frieza

Excuse me, but are you by any chance the oddball in your family? – Ash Ketchum

Now all that is left is the destruction of the earth, but I think it would be a waste to destroy it. The food on this planet is very delicious. – Beerus

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough! – Marie Mjolnir

I don’t wanna brag or anything, but when it comes to being the worst—I’m at the top. – Rider Astolfo

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I’m actually a hardcore otaku who likes maids more than having three meals in a day. And I only read books related to maids. Also, I only visit maid cafes. Of course, I also collect maid figurines. I play games that feature maids and it turns me on so much that I’ll wear the maid uniform and jump for joy. – Takumi Usui

You might have killed millions of people, but at the very least, you made me happy. – Frederica Greenhill Yang

An angel? So, what is an angel? But he’s got no wings, and his butts are not hanging out. – Son Goku

What is life? Why do people live? Someone asked me that, and then I beat him within an inch of his life. – Heiwajima Shizuo

If I kill you, that means I’ll be the one closest to you when you’re on your deathbed. Isn’t it romantic? – Senjougahara Hitagi

This is the magic item that suppresses my mighty magical powers. If I were ever to take this off, a great catastrophe would surely befall this world—well, that was a lie. I just wear it for looks. – Megumin

When you’re in high school you should be doing things, about which you could never tell your parents! – Isshin Kurosaki

For a pregnant woman to give birth, she’s gotta feel the pain of pulling a watermelon out of her nostril. For an artist to create a masterpiece, he’s gotta feel the pain of pulling entire galaxies out of his ass. – Gintoki Sakata

I dreamed that you were a dog. And the dog was my husband. Anyway, it was the worst dream ever! – Taiga Aisaka

Short Funny Anime Quotes

Short Funny Anime Quotes

People die when they are killed. – Shirō Emiya

If you use your head, you won’t get fat even if you eat sweets. – L Lawliet

Please don’t worry, Mister, I only came here to obliterate you, not rob you? – Excel

Hey, you spiky, aloe vera bastard! Where the hell’s Sasuke? – Naruto Uzumaki

Pornography can save the world! – Taiga Okajima

Boobs aren’t fat! They’re filled with men’s hopes and dreams! – Sagara Yoshiharu

Laziness is such an ugly word, I prefer selective participation. – Lucifer

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So tell me, what’s it like living in a constant haze of stupidity? – Hiei

Who the hell is making fun of my cute belly? – Azuma Kiyokuni

Do you have any idea how stupid we are? Don’t underestimate us. – Kondou Isao

If I get reincarnated, I wanna become a clam. – Monkey D. Luffy

The ocean is so salty because everyone pees in it. – Son Goku

Why do women have butts on their chests? – Son Goku

If you die, I’ll kill you! – Roronoa Zoro

Stop making me repeat myself! It’s bad for my health! – Erza Scarlet

Funny Anime Quotes For Instagram

Funny Anime Quotes For Instagram

Stop making me repeat myself! It’s bad for my health! Duo Maxwell

I just love the smell of C4 in the morning Ling

Does a death wish to cause you to talk to me that way? Hiei

Don’t talk, it makes you sound stupid. Yusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho)

You try to sound like you think through things, when in fact you’re not thinking at all. Kurama

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Lupin! Don’t you dare die before I get to arrest you! Inspector Zenigata

This is a treasure for all mankind. Too big for my pocket, anyway. Lupin III

The interaction between men and women isn’t very logical. Dr. Ritsuko Akagi

All the girls in Konoha are so hot these days. Jiraiya

Come on, scribbles on the bathroom wall, please show me the path that I must follow! Excel

Funny Anime Quotes Jujutsu Kaisen

Funny Anime Quotes Jujutsu Kaisen

You should use your strength to help others. – Wasuke Itadori

Yuji, you’re a strong kid, so help people. – Wasuke Itadori

It doesn’t have to be everyone, just help the people around you, as much as you can. Wasuke Itadori

Just help them, Just do it, That way when you die, you won’t die alone. – Wasuke Itadori

Stand proud, you are strong. – Sukuna

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If you want to switch, go ahead and switch. – Sukuna

Still, irritatingly enough, I don’t have control of this body. – Sukuna

Even if the parts of me inside you die, there are eighteen other fragments of my soul. – Sukuna

I’ll kill that brat before the cursed spirit can! – Sukuna

Education is making people realize things. – Masamichi Yaga

I don’t want to regret anything because of the way I lived. – Yuji Itadori

I don’t know how I’ll feel when I’m dead, but I don’t want to regret the way I lived. – Yuji Itadori

I’m too late, she’s in front of me, but yet… Can I do it? I must try. – Yuji Itadori

Grandpa died with his head held high, this death… is not acceptable. – Yuji Itadori

Got it. I won’t let Sakuna out. – Yuji Itadori

You really are dependable, Fushiguro. – Yuji Itadori

I’m into girls like Jennifer Lawrence. Nice to meet you! – Yuji Itadori

It’ll be fine. I’m the strongest there is, after all. – Satoru Gojo

If the other two had also died, it’d be more harassment for me and two birds with one stone for them. – Satoru Gojo

Badass Anime Quotes

Badass Anime Quotes

I do not fear this new challenge. Rather like a true warrior I will rise to meet it. – Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)

Don’t cry. Don’t despair. Now’s not the time for that. – Giyu Tomioka (Demon Slayer)

I disposed of some dangerous beasts. Mere animals that just happened to resemble humans. – Eren (Attack on Titan)

I wonder, what kind of jokes can a corpse tell? – Mikasa (Attack on Titan)

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I doubt I need an introduction, but just in case, I am the mighty Frieza and yes, all the horror stories you’ve heard are true. – Frieza (Dragon Ball Z)

You’ll laugh at your fears when you find out who you are. – Piccolo (Dragon Ball Z)

Why should I bear hatred towards someone who’s obviously weaker than myself? I only pity them. – Escanor (The 7 Deadly Sins)

I am the creature who stands above all – Escanor (The 7 Deadly Sins)

Funny Anime Quotes for Yearbook

Funny Anime Quotes for Yearbook

The moment you give up, think about the reason you kept for so long. – Natsu Dragneel

When you miss your way, listen to the destination in your heart. – Alan Walker

Future tickets are always open. – Vash the Stampede

If you can’t do anything, don’t do it. Focus on what you can do. – Shiro

Do as you wish. This is the true meaning of Anand. Happiness leads to bliss and bliss leads to bliss. – Gilgamesh

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If your life can change once, your life can change again. – Sanae

Like sports, no matter how good things are in your life, there’s always something to keep you on your toes. – Junichiro Kagami

Mastering the card you hold is more important than complaining about being dealt with by your opponent. – Grimsley

To protect someone means to give them their place. Give them a place where they can be happy. – Princess Lencia

An outstanding leader should be passionate because it is their duty to keep everyone moving forward. – Niko Yazva

Funny Anime Quotes Death Note

Funny Anime Quotes Death Note

Sometimes it is necessary to do unnecessary things. – Canadian Xinguji

So I can’t make changes. Everything I do is half-ass. – Hiroshi Kido

Fools who don’t respect the past are likely to repeat it. – Nico Robin

Life is like a tube of toothpaste. When you use all the toothpaste to get a final squeeze, that’s when you actually live. Struggle and struggle as long as you have life. – Mayon Sonozaki

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No matter how difficult or impossible, never back down from your goal. – monkey D Luffy

We can’t waste time worrying about this if any. – Ichigo Kurosaki

Those who cannot throw away something important, they can never hope to change anything. – Armin Arlelt

You should never give up in life, no matter how you feel. No matter how badly you want to give up. – Canaan

If you can’t find a reason to fight, you shouldn’t fight. – Akme

A teacher does not leave his students just because things get tough. – Harumi Kiyama