Everyone has heard of the saying ‘counting sheep’ when they can’t get to sleep. But have you ever heard of counting babies? Well, it turns out that counting your new little one’s bowel movements could help lull them to sleep!
There are plenty of reasons why your baby’s diaper could be green. But it probably means something different if this color appears right after you put your baby in the bathtub! It turns out that when babies are born, their poop tends to be neon or greenish due to feeding with breast milk or formula right after they are born.
The iron content found in breast milk and formula leaves its mark on the newborn’s stools causing them to have a bright green hue throughout the first week of life. As breastfeeding decreases, this term changes back into its normal brown color. When you are changing your baby’s diaper, there is always the risk that things could go wrong and you might lose control of the situation. But when it comes to newborns, this happens more often than not at least once! So to avoid this situation we are going to present funny baby poop quotes.
However when they start moving around and exploring their bodies, they also discover their feet and hands which can lead them to accidentally kick or poke at their genitals and consequently into a messier than expected poopy diaper. Here are some funny baby poop quotes that are hilarious.
Funny Baby Poop Quotes:
The weight of your baggage never stops true love from taking flight.
Doctors, by God; were washing their hands, looking out windows, fiddling with dreadful things while you are stretched out on a table or half undressed on a chair.
I was a bad boy as a child.
We can take absolutely anything that runs on PC or high-end console and run it on Tegra … I didn’t think that we’d be at this level on mobile for another 3 – 4 years.
The worst feeling in life is not being lonely; it’s being forgotten by the one person you could never forget.
Why don’t you write books people can read?(to her husband James)
Growing up is terribly wonderful. But often it’s also wonderfully terrible.
I can’t imagine ever doing anything else with my life. It’s definitely a challenge but when you accomplish something it feels great.
How many men so ever you slay, you will never kill your successor.
I’ve learned that some memories surprise you and reveal a sharp edge just when you least expect it.
Diaper Quotes Funny Diaper Sayings:
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Politicians never have to wear diapers, because it doesn’t come out of that end, now does it
Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother -you’re not sure what you’ve got but you’re pretty sure you’re not going to like it.
Men should always change diapers. It’s a very rewarding experience. It’s mentally cleansing. It’s like washing dishes, but imagine if the dishes were your kids, so you really love the dishes.
One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don’t change diapers in midstream.
Words of wisdom: it’s easier to change a condom than it is to change a diaper.
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother -you’re not sure what you’ve got but you’re pretty sure you’re not going to like it.
Some people are like a bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on.
Love’s like a diaper. When it begins to stink it’s time for change.
Diaper Jokes for Baby Shower:
Roses are red, violets are blue, and it’s time for someone to change this poo-poo!
This diaper isn’t going to change itself.
Big things come in small packages.
Use caution when opening!
It’s all fun and games until I poop up my back.
Going to need a few more wipes for this one.
Just think, someday I’ll change your diaper mom and dad!
Just look at this as an opportunity to perfect your skill.
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Messages Funny Diaper Quotes:
You are doing great; it will be over soon, hanged in there!
Dad’s great, mom is amazing, but whoever changes this is the best.
My motto in life – as you will soon come to realize: go big or go home.
Everything else can wait; this is a top priority!
This is not for the faint of heart, open at your own risk!
Quit staring, this diaper isn’t going to change itself.
What goes in through the front come out through the back.
I’ve given you an extra load today because I love you so much.
Let’s see how long you can really hold your breath for!
Don’t give me that look; you were here once.
