80+Best Funny breakfast quotes

Breakfast is generally viewed as the main supper of the day. Having a healthy breakfast satisfies you and fills in as great groundwork for a useful day (which is the reason it is so significant!). Be it a bowl of oats or your beloved pancakes, breakfast is the most effective way to begin the day, and furthermore functions as an incredible holding time for the family. Breakfast has forever been an intriguing issue of discussion as a decent dinner can set you up for an incredible day. Quotes about breakfast will assist you with looking into this feast and its significance for having a sound brain and body.

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For all food lovers, here we have the best funny breakfast quotes, funny breakfast quotes instagram & breakfast quotes with family.

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Funny breakfast quotes

I can recollect nothing more to say at present; perhaps breakfast may assist my ideas. I was deceived — my breakfast supplied only two ideas — that the rolls were good and the butter bad.‒ Jane Austen.

Breakfast alone by gaslight is about as ghastly as champagne in daylight. ‒ Jessie Douglas Kerruish.

Eat breakfast. And then when you get to work, pretend that you have not eaten breakfast and request a second breakfast. ‒ Tina Fey.

Breakfast is the one meal at which it is permissible to read the paper. ‒ Amy Vanderbilt.

If it’s not chocolate, it’s not breakfast. ‒ Laini Taylor.

I know family comes first, but shouldn’t that mean after breakfast? ‒ Jeff Lindsay, ‘Dearly Devoted Dexter’.

You mix your laundry list with your grocery list; you’ll end up eating your underwear for breakfast. ‒ Natalie, ‘Memento’.

I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. ‒ Steven Wright.

A bachelor’s life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner. ‒ Francis Bacon.

Never encourage a man to cook breakfast; it causes him to wonder if women are necessary. ‒ Robert A. Heinlein.

The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time. ‒ A. P. Herbert.

The first duty of a revolutionist is to get away with it. The second duty is to eat breakfast. ‒ Abbie Hoffman.

It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.- Konrad Lawrenz.

After the age of 80, you seem to be having breakfast every five minutes. ‒ Christopher Fry.

Jules Winnfield: Good. Looks like me an Vincent caught you boys at breakfast. Sorry about that. Whatcha havin’?

Jules Winnfield: Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. ‒ ‘Pulp Fiction’.

The next day, she was silent. For breakfast, she murdered an onion and served it raw.‒ Adam Johnson.

Life, within doors, has few pleasanter prospects than a neatly-arranged and well-provisioned breakfast-table.

Breakfast quotes with family

What better thing can you do for somebody than make them breakfast?

Breakfast is better when we eat together

We’re butter together!

Count the memories with family, not the calories.

Gather before you go.

I know family comes first, but doesn’t that mean after breakfast?

Some of the important things in life are family and a good cup of coffee.

Hangin’ with my home slice.

I love you to the fridge and back.

The family that gathers for breakfast together, stays together.

Gather round the entire family for breakfast.

I love you a latte.

Happiness is homemade.

Breakfast with family—it’s the best thing!

When you eat food with your family and friends, it always tastes better!

Breakfast shared with family is happiness tasted and time well spent

Life is butter when we’re together.

Dad and mom both agree on bacon.

My mom’s food is the bomb.

Breakfast quotes for Instagram

I must have a drink of breakfast.―W. C. Fields

Breakfast is everything. The beginning, the first thing. It is the mouthful that is the commitment to a new day, a continuing life.  —A. A. Gill

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first. —Josh Billings

Human rights start with breakfast. —Leopold Sedar Senghor

There are times when breakfast seems the one thing worth getting up for. — Peter De Vries

There’s snow way I’m leaving this bed and breakfast.

There has never been a sadness that can’t be cured with breakfast foods. —Ron Swanson

I know family comes first, but doesn’t that mean after breakfast? —Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter

One of the great things about being a grown up is eating cake for breakfast without having to ask for permission.

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.

One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast. —Robert A. Heinlein, Friday

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. —John Gunther

Expect problems and eat them for breakfast. —Alfred A. Montaper

Short breakfast quotes

I know family comes first, but doesn’t that mean after breakfast? —Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexte

One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast. —Robert A. Heinlein,

There has never been a sadness that can’t be cured with breakfast foods. —Ron Swanson

Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. ― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. ― Steven Wright

I must have a drink of breakfast.―W. C. Fields

I came down as soon as I thought there was a prospect of breakfast. ― Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre

I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.― Christopher Moore, Fool

Even a meaningless life may contain many good breakfasts.—Ashleigh Brilliant

We had our breakfasts–whatever happens in a house, robbery or murder, it doesn’t matter, you must have your breakfast. —Wilkie Collins

Funny breakfast quotes for Instagram

I think about food literally all day every day. It’s a thing.

First I drink the coffee, and then I do the things.

Breakfast soothes the nerves.

Eat some breakfast then change the world.

Work hard, breakfast harder.

I love procaffeinating

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

And they all had an egg-cellent time.

Got a serious case of R.B.F. (Resting Breakfast Face)

Breakfast: One meal to rule them all.

Breakfast—see the light!

I know family comes first, but doesn’t that mean after breakfast?

Everyone who says money can’t buy happiness, clearly never had this pancake.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

It’s that breakfast feeling.

Get breakfast, forget the rest.

Award winning breakfast.

Aaahh, Breakfast!

Breakfast— it’s kind of magic.

It’s not a dream. Breakfast is real!

Run for the breakfast.

Take what you want, but leave breakfast alone!

Breakfast—the meaning of life.

Breakfast, when there’s nothing else.

The future’s bright. The future’s breakfast.

Breakfast is a winner!

 

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