Searching for some giggling to recuperate from your breakup? We have gathered together probably the best funny break up quotes to assist you with defeating the aggravation and pity of your breakup and assist you with continuing on throughout everyday life.

Humor helps pad the fall later a terrible breakup. Giggling discharges the endorphins that are expected to counter misery. Humor additionally assists you with pondering the circumstance in a lighter vein. Numerous comedians have made fun of breakups. Peruse this assortment of funny breakup quotes. These quotes downplay the circumstance, jabbing innocuous jokes. Allow giggling to play all the rage when you read these funny breakup quotes.

FUNNY BREAKUP QUOTES

I got through to a stupid person today!

Of all my mistakes, you were the mistakiest.

Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

You mean more to me than life itself – but I’m suicidal.

Thanks for dating someone ugly after we broke up. I win.

It’s not you, it’s me finally realizing you’re terrible for me.

When you start fantasizing about his funeral, you know it’s over.

I break up very well. I am a good breaker-upper. – Simon Cowell

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness clearly never paid for a divorce!

There’s something I’ve been wanting to say since the day we met….goodbye.

Congratulations on your break up! Nobody could stand that bastard any way.

Every time I look at you, I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.- Oscar Levant

I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost as if you’re here! – Billy Ray Cyrus

Our break up was due to religious differences. He thought he was God. I didn’t.

Oh you’re dating my ex? Cool, I’m eating a sandwich…want those leftovers too?

Two things: 1) Where have you been all my life?  2) Can you please go back there?

The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends.- Gwyneth Paltrow

This just isn’t for me. Nothing personal, I want to be able to tell people – I’m single.

Hate is such a luxurious emotion, it can only be spent on one we love. – 

The best revenge against a woman who steals your man from you is to let her keep him.

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because that asshole is finally someone else’s problem.

Emotional breakup quotes:

We have promises and trust but it is broken in a single moment.

For you, I was the second choice but for me, you are always first.

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

You had vowed to live with me, but you left on the verge of death.

It takes a couple of seconds to say hello, but forever to say goodbye.

For the rest of my life, I’m going to search for someone just like you.

I tried hard to forget about you but it stills feels empty from inside.

 It is over but I’m still hoping you will come back, I hate this feeling.

If someone doesn’t want you in their life then stop fighting for them.

You broke my heart and I don’t know how to live with a broken heart.

When you leave me it feels like someone has made a hole in my heart.

Funny breakup quotes for him

I tried to forget you, but the harder I tried, the more I thought about you.

Breakup happens when two people feel uncomfortable in a relationship.

It is hard to believe that you don’t want me but my heart stills want you.

I still can’t believe you used to be part of my life with whom I was happy.

Breakup hurt but it is good that you lose someone who doesn’t respect you.

One of the most difficult tasks in life is removing someone from your heart.

 I felt that when I was sad you would be with me but now you are nowhere.

My love for you is not going to end no matter how much you make me cry.

My heart still cares about you because real feelings take time to fade away.

It’s not your fault for not being there. It’s my fault for thinking you would be.

You came in my life and left me without reason it shattered me into pieces.

You should kill me instead of leaving me because for me both are the same.

Breakup hurts but it is good that you lose someone who doesn’t respect you.

You were in my past but I will make sure you never came back in my future.

I feel if you never came in my life I never learn how hard it is to lose someone.

I don’t want to remember the moments that I spend with you because it hurts.

  If it is meant to be broken for good then I have to accept it and try to move on.

How I feel from inside I can’t tell you but I can act that I’m happy without you.

My world is completely empty without you, can you come back to fill my world.

Breakup hurts but it is good that it is over, you are free from a fake relationship.

It hurts when you see others like this because I want you to only see me like this.

I never imagined the person with I used to laugh will give me pain and leave me.

I was going to start a new chapter in life but it is hard to believe you are not there.

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

 Seeing someone slowly lose interest in you is probably one of the worst things ever.

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Funny breakup quotes for her:

You leave me without saying anything but I understand everything in your silence.

My tears come from the heart, but I do not know why the heart does not curse you.

I feel it is good that you leave me because I can see now what person really you are.

Now I can’t love you again, because I had only one heart, and that’s already broken…

Hearts are made to be broken but no one tells me how to live with the broken heart.

I wish I have never met you because the pain you have given it is very hard to forget.

Life is full of hurdles I think a breakup is one of the hurdles in life that I have to cross.

We were surely not born for each other but we could have at least been with each other.

I may have lost someone who didn’t love me, but you lost someone who truly loved you.

My biggest mistake wasn’t falling for you, it was thinking that you had fallen for me too.

I feel that you are the person with whom I spent my life but suddenly everything is gone.

You never cared about my feeling, that’s why you are bored with me now, so you left me.

Just take a deep breath and forget what’s gone, you just need to focus on what is coming.

Positive breakup quotes:

Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it’s better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.

If you really love something set it free. If it comes back it’s yours, if not it wasn’t meant to be.

Your relationship with yourself sets the tone for every other relationship you have. — Robert Holden

Those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart do not know how to laugh either.

Some people think that it’s holding on that makes one strong; sometimes it’s letting go. Letting go makes one strong

Don’t change yourself so that other people will like you. Be yourself, and the right people will like you.

I’m going to smile and make you think I’m happy, I’m going to laugh, so you don’t see me cry, I’m going to let you go in style, and even if it kills me – I’m going to smile. — Lone Star

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional. — M. Kathleen Casey

You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one.

The most authentic thing about us is our capacity to create, to overcome, to endure, to transform, to love, and to be greater than our suffering. — Ben Okri

The most beautiful people we have known are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss, and have found their way out of the depths. These persons have an appreciation, sensitivity, and an understanding of life that fills them with compassion, gentleness, and a deep loving concern. Beautiful people do not just happen. — Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. -Rumi

Love is what you were born with. Fear is what you learned here. — Marianne Williamson

Rock bottom became the solid foundation on which I rebuilt my life. — J.K. Rowling

Set your life on fire, and seek those who fan the flames. — Rumi

You cannot prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building nests in your hair. — Chinese Proverb

If I don’t listen to the stories my mind is telling me, is there a problem right now?

It always seems impossible until it’s done. — Nelson Mandela

You’re always one decision away from a totally different life.

The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear. Just by being there, looking at the problem or at the darkness of your thoughts straight in the eye and deciding you won’t surrender to it, you won’t let it shallow you; you are being the bravest you can ever be and starting the path to your personal freedom. — Nelson Mandela

Pain is the person you never want to see. But without Pain, how would you recognize Joy?

Love yourself enough to set boundaries. Your time and energy are precious. You get to choose how you use it. You teach people how to treat you by deciding what you will and won’t accept.

Nobody will protect you from your suffering. You can’t cry it away or eat it away or starve it away or walk it away or punch it away or even therapy it away. It’s just there, and you have to survive it. You have to endure it. You have to live through it and love it and move on and be better for it and run as far as you can in the direction of your best and happiest dreams across the bridge that was built by your own desire to heal. ― Cheryl Strayed

Every time you thought you couldn’t keep moving forward, you did. Take a moment to appreciate your strength. — Karen Salmanson

Sometimes the smallest step in the right direction ends up being the biggest step of your life. Tip toe if you must, but take the step. ― Naeem Callaway

Don’t be afraid to stand for what you believe in, even if that means standing alone. — Andy Biersack

Keep your face always toward the sunshine – and shadows will fall behind you. – Walt Whitman

As I look back on my life, I realize that every time I thought I was being rejected from something good, I was actually being re-directed to something better.

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. — Eleanor Roosevelt