60+Funny Hell Quotes

In most religions, hell is life after death. It is a place of torture where people get punished for their sins. The religions that believe in life after death are Christian and Islam.

But there are too many other religions that don’t believe in life after death. They believe that hell is the place of the dead people where they put the bodies after death.

However, if we talk about the hell on the earth then according to too many people it is only a phrase and too many people hear this thing that there is no hell on the earth.

If we talk about the concepts then hell is the burning place where the fire is present and this place is made for the bad people. However, in this article, we are going to tell you about the funny hell quotes.

After great research, we have collected these best and funny hell quotes that are given below. In this article, you will find too many quotes related to hell.

So, if you are in the search of funny quotes related to hell then you are in the right place. The quotes that you find in this article are the best and amazing, also you can’t find these types of quotes from other places.

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Funny Hell Quotes:

If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least favorable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.

The ad agency’s name for Hell is “Las Vegas.”

Hell is living with someone who complains, whines, and argues.

Parting is all we know of heaven, and all we need of hell.

Being angry is as close as a human being can come to experiencing hell on earth.

If you are going through hell, keep going.

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict.

An “enemy” is a mirage – an image of self reflected on the sands of Hell.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Life is like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute.

Go To Hell Quotes Funny:

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forwad for the trip.

Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions.

If you have a bad thought about yourself, tell it to go to hell because that is exactly where it came from.

If you’re going through hell, keep going.

If I go to hell, then heavens to blame

Religion is for people who are afraid of going to hell. Spirituality is for those who have already been there.

We don’t know how to live together on Earth, how the hell are we going to live together on Mars?

I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way.

Heaven and Hell Funny Quotes:

I’m going to let God be the judge of who goes to heaven and hell.

Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Heaven and hell suppose two distinct species of men, the good and the bad. But the greatest part of mankind float betwixt vice and virtue.

Hawaii can be heaven and it can be hell.

Imagine there’s no heaven… it’s easy if you try.

I believe in a packed Heaven and an empty Hell.

The doors of heaven and hell are adjacent and identical.

The only difference between heaven and hell believes a thought.

To different minds, the same world is a hell, and a heaven.

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Hell Quotes for Instagram:

What the hell is this Instagram I see this food everywhere on the Facebook and have no idea how to eat it.

Why the hell isn’t my instagram working? I have an awesome photo of my too I need to share with the world.

Its always the ugly ones that write captions like ‘im beautiful’ on their Instagram pics.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not strong enough.

I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.

I am who I am, your approval isn’t needed.

Warning – You might fall in love with me.

Whatever you do in life, make sure it makes you happy.

The mind is its own place and in itself, can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Hell Captions for Instagram:

The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Lives change like the weather. I hope you remember today is never too late to be brand new.

If the Lord should bring a wicked man to heaven, heaven would be hell to him; for he who loves not grace upon earth will ever love it in heaven

A selfie a day keeps the friends away.

Instagram is like twitter but it is for people who can’t read!

I don’t know if hell exists, but there sure as hell are some people who don’t belong in heaven.

Life Is Like Hell Quotes:

Grief was like a newborn, and the first three months were hard as hell, but by six months you’d recognized defeat, shifted your life around, and made room for it.

A tree in the middle of a giant rock may grow up if it is stubborn like hell! Sometimes to be successful in life is simply made up of being stubborn as a mule!

It’s time to take a deep breath and sink into the love and goodness that scares the ever-living hell out of me. I have to make my life count for something, or I’ll be treading through this pain like a coward until I drop.

There’s a hell all right. It’s just not where people say it is … It’s here. It’s life, or it’s what we turn life into, I guess. It’s like we have to pass through all this painful stuff to get to where we’re supposed to be, on the other side.

 What makes earth feel like hell is our expectation that it should feel like heaven.

Real love is fighting like hell to hold on to every moment you have with her. It’s making a life together and making it work no matter what happens.

Writing is like having sex. The people who never shut up about doing it are usually the ones who don’t know what the hell they’re doing.

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living.

Strive for the 4 hour work week. The rest of the time runs like hell.

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