60+ Funny Paradox Quotes


First off let’s define the word “paradox“. “A paradox is a statement that seems self-contradictory or absurd but may contain a latent truth.” This definition hardly helps to understand the purpose behind paradox so we’ll have to move back in time about 2500 years to check out the meaning of paradox in Ancient Greece.

Around 300 BC, Aristotle was wondering why there were so many words to describe paradoxes. He found several classifications but they all either contradicted each other or didn’t define paradox accurately enough so he decided to continue his line of research with paradox. He said that “There are four kinds of mutually opposed propositions; those that are contraries after one fashion, contradictories, privatives and comparatives.” This is still too long-winded for our taste but it does help us understand paradox a little bit more.

One interesting thing about Aristotle’s paradox theory is that he claimed that dissimilar can be compared because their contraries can be compared. This paradox theory still holds up to this day even though paradoxes are not necessarily dissimilar.

However, if still you don’t understand the meaning of the paradox then the best way to understand this is read the funny paradox quotes. These quotes will helps you to understand the paradox in a funny way.

So, if you are in the search of these type of quotes then you are in the right place. In this article we are going to tell you the best and funny  paradox quotes  . So, read the complete article and know about all these quotes.

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Funny Paradox Quotes

It’s funny how the ugly duckling always has so many beautiful things to teach us.

We have millions and millions of North Korean children totally stunted in mind and body and will have to be dealt with at some point, who have been raised to believe that they live in a regime that is run by a god.

I’ve always wanted to like, swim in a swimming pool filled with peanut butter

The only way to be completely self-consistent is to be constantly uttering paradoxes.

Where were all the people I loved? I could feel them, flung about, the distance between us a crushing weight that I myself had put there.

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To maintain success, stamina is more important than talent. You have to learn to be a marathon runner.

I’ve been hiding from God, and I’m appalled to find how easy it is.

Paradox Quotes in Movies:

Come here. -We’re all mates here, mate.

Then help us. Don’t help us.

This house is so full of people, it makes me sick! When I grow up and get married, I’m livin’ alone!

No! No! I was wrong! And so as punishment, I’m forced to carry these heavy chains through eternity. Maybe even longer.

Hey, what do you say we both be independent together, huh?

Okay. Don’t make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth if you want to live.

Where were you last night? -That’s so long ago, I don’t remember.

We survived but we’re dead!

Emmet, you didn’t let me finish earlier. Because I died.

There is nothing to fear here. -That’s what scares me.

Funny Paradoxes:

A falling cat with a buttered toast on back defies gravity!

When Pinocchio says, “My nose grows now”

A ‘Hipster’: To be or not to be?

When fortune cookies trick you!

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More cheese = Less cheese? What?!

If you make a new year’s resolution to not keep any new year’s resolutions. Would you keep it?

What to do now?!

Who shaves the barber?

Everyday Struggle of a Freshman!

Time Paradox Quotes:

While no one can change events that occurred in the past, everyone can change attitudes and beliefs about them.

Change alone is unchanging.

Yesterday was too early. Tomorrow will be too late. Today is the day of reckoning for each of us.

That very day I resolved not to save all of my change until I turned forty. I resolved to have what I termed a little midlife crisis each day of my life in the hope of avoiding a larger one once I reached forty.

In one sense, all threats to your life are equivalent, since ultimately, such dangers lead to death, which is an absolute. One can be dead but not “deader.

Einstein himself is reported to have said: When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it’s longer than any hour. That’s relativity.

Simple changes in tone and volume can cause temporal illusions that lead people to believe that more time has passed than really has.

Levine found that in general, the cities with the fastest pace of life were the least helpful.

people who are predominantly present-oriented tend to be willing to help others but appear less willing or able to help themselves.

Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder

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Funny Contradiction Quotes:

I’ve got drinks piling up on my desk and a stack of pills I haven’t even opened yet!

I think there’s an interesting contradiction of having a young face and an old soul. There’s something funny about it, and it also allows you to reinvent being old.

Ministry of magic?’ bellowed Uncle Vernon. ‘People like you in government? Oh this explains everything, everything, no wonder the country’s going to the dogs.

He’s always been moody. Even when he was a baby he was like a cat. All snuggly one second and then the next, he’d be looking at you like he had no idea who you were.

Charity is a cold grey loveless thing. If a rich man wants to help the poor, he should pay his taxes gladly, not dole out money at a whim.

If he’s honest, he’ll steal; if he’s human, he’ll murder; if he’s faithful, he’ll deceive.

I flunked three grades before I got out of high school.

Treasure each other in the recognition that we do not know how long we shall have each other.

It’s funny. Maria Elena and I, we are meant for each other and not meant for each other, it’s a contradiction.

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