30+ Best Funny Stewie Quotes

Funny Stewie Quotes

Stewie is the year-old infant of Lois Griffin and Peter. Physically he is a young boy and mentally he was much older.

He has a well-advanced vocabulary and has an upper-class British accent. He is continuously making ways to kill his mother. He has many evil traits.

He had great love and care for Brain. He considered Brain as his only friend. He was the only person who was loved by the Stewie in the entire world.

He made a joke to Brain that he killed the dog, Brain questioned him that how he feels if he kills another baby. Stewie replied that he had previously killed the seven. He also declared that he also tried to kill the children by drinking poison.

Stewie Griffin is an American film that is an animated comedy film. On 27 September 2005, this film was released. He was involved in criminals and violent acts such as loan sharking, robbery, and killing of many minor characters.

He holds jealousy, anger, and grudges that’s why he killed the characters in the film. He has mastery in mechanical engineering, physics, and firearm.

He had constructed a weather control device, fighter jet, and mind-control device. He has the ability to move even those object which is heavily weighted.

Stewie was portrayed early in the series as being fully preoccupied with world domination. Somehow funny Stewie is also one the trait of him.

It was planned to bomb the Lois, capital of Europe by the doctors when they found the map of Europe.

This plan was made by the doctors at the time of Stewie’s birth. He made the goal of overtaking the world and he wants to kill Lois.

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Stewie Funny Quotes

Stewie Funny Quotes

Go. Away Fat man.

I’m guessing this one owned a bunny but not anymore.

Alright, i guess this is the night bitches die.

Yeah, I heard it. They say my name on TV all the time. Calm down, bitch.

Make any joke you want, you know I look good.

Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.

Who the hell do you think you are?!!

Meg stop whining, Chris stay on your side and Lois, for God’s sake get off your ass and do some parenting!

Hm, how often do you see a thirteenth century well in this day and age?

You left me in there for 6 six and a half hours, you son of a bitch!

Peter Griffin Quotes

Peter Griffin Quotes

I have an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.

Gosh, it’s not like the internet to go crazy about something small and stupid.

Bird is the word.

There’s a message in my alpha-bits®

Let’s go drink until we can’t feel feelings anymore.

We took a lot from the simpsons.

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I may be an idiot, but there’s one thing I’m not sir, and that is an idiot.

This is the story of Star Wars. Let’s begin with part four.

I always thought dogs laid eggs. And i learned something today.

Lois might be worth a million dollars to you, but to me she’s worthless.

Brian Griffin Quotes

Brian Griffin Quotes

Hey, how about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up?

You know what, Stewie, if you don’t like it, go on the internet and complain

I’m not drunk! I just have speech impediment… And a stomach virus… And an inner ear infection.

I don’t care what it takes, we have got to fix this. We just ate so much vomit!

You have to do some of the work yourself.

Lois, I only ask this because of the dire situation I’m in. But can I hump your legs for 15 uninterrupted seconds?

Hey, what’s the point in waiting? You gotta live life while you can, and live it hard.

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Meg, you’re so beautiful on the inside… but it’s important that you know your limitations.

First I’m gonna stare at this brown paper bag that I’m pretty sure has food in it.

Hey, barkeep, whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?

Stewie Griffin Quotes To Brian

Peter, those aren’t your kids. That’s the Nick at Nite line-up.

I don’t think it’s lost on any of us that the laws are written on white paper.

Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn’t nothing?

Oh, Just Die Already

A bag of weed, a bag of weed / Everything is better with a bag of weed!

Peter, Those Are Cheerios

You Look Like Lou Ferrigno’s Poop

I Was Hoping They’d Be Darker

Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?

You know what, Stewie, if you don’t like it, go on the Internet and complain.