100+ Most Popular Mad Hatter Quotes

Let’s look at some of the best Mad Hatter Quotes and enjoy the character from the interesting novel “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland”.

The great Lewis Carroll’s novel “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland” was released in 1865.

It is one of the most well-known pieces of English fiction, with extraordinary stories and mystical conundrums. It is by far Lewis Carroll’s most well-known book.

The Mad Hatter was given a new history in the hit television drama Once Upon a Time. Many wacky things were spoken in Tim Burton’s rendition. It’s worth noting that Carroll never called the figure The Mad Hatter; instead, he was just The Hatter.

The expression “mad as a hatter” had been prevalent before Carroll’s writing, and because the figure was manifestly insane, it remained.

This is an unbirthday party!

I shall elucidate.

Oh, what a delightful child!

What a small world this is!

We never get compliments, you must have a cup of tea!

Would you like a little more tea?

Clean cup, clean cup! Move down!

What’s the matter my dear, don’t you care for tea?

Yes, that’s it! [sigh] It’s always tea time.

Oh, tea! I never ‘thought’ of tea! Of course!

A land was full of wonder, mystery, and danger. Some say, to survive it, you need to be as mad as a hatter. Which, luckily, I am.

For instance, suppose it were nine o’clock in the morning, just time to begin lessons: you’d only have to whisper a hint to Time, and round goes the clock in a twinkling! Half-past one, time for dinner!

I would very much like to hat it. I used to hat The White Queen, you know. Her head was so small.

Your carriage, my lady.

Why should it? Does your watch tell you what year it is?

Mad Hatter Quotes Crazy

Mad Hatter Quotes Crazy

You mean you can’t take less. It’s very easy to take more than nothing.

Your hair wants cutting.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Have you guessed the riddle yet? the Hatter said, turning to Alice again.

No, I give it up, Alice replied: what’s the answer?

I haven’t the slightest idea.

My response to that is both profound and meaningful: get your hair cut!

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Why is it you’re always too small or too tall?

Down with the bloody Red Queen!

Egad, you learn something new every day. Make a note of that, Marchy, it might come in useful.

Alice: Who are you? A friend. I hope.

Pieces of paper! *whispers* Pointless.

Not the same thing a bit! You might just as well say that, I see what I eat, is the same thing as I eat what I see!

Mad Hatter Quotes About Madness

Mad Hatter Quotes About Madness

There is a place, like no place on earth. The land was full of wonder, mystery, and danger. Some say, to survive it, you need to be as mad as a hatter. Which, luckily, I am.

What a regrettably large head you have. I would very much like to hate it. I used to hat The White Queen, you know. Her head was so small.

[To Alice] You used to be much more…muchier. You’ve lost your muchness.

Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?

Alice Kingsley: Mad Hatter, why is a raven like a writing desk?

Have you guessed the riddle yet?

Alice Kingsley: No, I give it up, what’s the answer?

I haven’t the slightest idea.

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Alice Kingsley: I’m sorry I interrupted your birthday party. Thank you.

March Hare: Birthday? My dear child, this is NOT a birthday party.

Of course not. This is an unbirthday party.

No wonder you’re late. Why this watch is exactly two days slow.

Clean cup, clean cup! Move down!

Have I gone mad?

Alice Kingsley: I’m afraid so. You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are.

Your carriage, my lady.

Alice Kingsley: A hat?

Of course. Anyone can go by horse or rail, but the absolute best way to travel is by the hat. Have I made a rhyme?

When that day comes I shall futterwacken… vigorously.

[To Alice] Why is it you’re always too small or too tall?

What is the hatter with me?

Mad Hatter Quotes About Hats

The Mad Hatter is an intriguing figure who Alice encounters during a tea party in Lewis Carroll’s novel. The plot revolves around Alice, a little girl who has a dream about following the white rabbit down a rabbit hole. This sets her out on an odyssey filled with amazing, unexpected encounters with strange creatures and humans.

Mad Hatter Quotes About Hats

I keep them to sell. I’ve none of my own. I’m a hatter.

Your carriage, my lady.

Alice: A hat?

Of course. Anyone can go by horse or rail, but the absolute best way to travel is by the hat. Have I made a rhyme?

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What a regrettably large head you have. I would very much like to hat it!

What is the hatter with me?

Because I’m always there when they pass the hat, so to speak.

[the Executioner tries to take off the hat of the Mat Hatter at the beheading platform] I’d like to keep it on.

Mad Hatter Quotes about Time

Mad Hatter Quotes about Time

If you knew Time as well as I do, you wouldn’t talk about wasting it. It’s him.

No wonder you’re late. Why this watch is exactly two days slow.

Two days wrong! I told you butter wouldn’t suit the works!

Yes, yes. And when you come to the end… STOP. See?

Yes, that’s it! *sigh* It’s always tea time.

Trust me. I know a thing or two about liking people, and in time, after much chocolate and cream cake, ‘like’ turns into ‘what was his name again?

You used to be much more…’muchier.’ You’ve lost your muchness.

Of course not. This is an unbirthday party.

When that day comes I shall futter wacken… vigorously.

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You can draw water out of a water-well, said the Hatter; so I should think you could draw treacle out of a treacle-well—eh, stupid?

I’ve been considering words that start with the letter M. Moron. Mutiny. Murder. Mm-malice.

Alice: Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast. That is an excellent practice.

Personal remarks are rude?

What’s the matter, my dear, don’t you care for tea?

Mustard! Yes, mu- MUSTARD? Don’t let’s be silly! Lemon, that’s different…

Mad Hatter Quotes Bonkers

Mad Hatter Quotes Bonkers

March Hare: Start at the beginning.

Yes, yes. And when you come to the end… [chuckles] STOP. See?

[The Mad Hatter is brought into The Red Queen’s court]

Red Queen: Where is Alice?

I’ve been considering words that start with the letter M. Moron. Mutiny. Murder. Mm-malice.

Red Queen: Well, we’re looking for an A word right now. Where is Alice?

Do you know why they call me Hatter?

Alice Kingsley: Because you wear a hat?

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Because I’m always there when they pass the hat, so to speak.

Oh, tea! I never thought of tea! Of course!

Down with the bloody Red Queen!

Your hair wants cutting, said the Hatter. He had been looking at Alice for some time with great curiosity, and this was his first speech.

The Hatter opened his eyes very wide on hearing this, but all he said was why a raven like a writing desk is?

Not the same thing a bit! said the Hatter. Why you might just as well say that ‘I see what I eat is the same thing as ‘I eat what I see’!

Ah! That accounts for it, said Hatter. He won’t stand beating. Now, if you only kept on good terms with him, he’d do almost anything you liked with the clock. For instance, suppose it was nine o’clock in the morning, just time to begin lessons: you’d only have to whisper a hint to Time, and round the clock in a twinkling! Half-past one, time for dinner!

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