100+ Amazing Working Mom funny quotes

Kids give their moms much joy and euphoria. They make our life more brilliant, better, and more fun. They can likewise cause us to see the value in every one of the things we might have recently underestimated: a hot shower, time alone on the latrine, and eight hours of continuous rest. At whatever point we have hiccups in our day, our youngsters’ chuckling generally causes things to look more appealing. be that as it may, being a working mom carries with it its own arrangement of obstacles to get around—going from scheduling nightmares and extreme exhaustion to culture wars and working mom guilt so to lighten up the mood all you need is some working mom funny quotes.

You awaken, prepare, prepare the children and out the entryway for school, then, at that point, it’s set for work and afterward when you get back home it’s an ideal opportunity to make supper, tidy up the house, and so forth ! The rundown could go on in light of the fact that there are such countless things a working mom needs to do in only one day. The extreme everyday practice of the working moms makes them strong and super moms. Being a mom can be a difficult situation in the event that you don’t have an  good sense of humor.

Therefore, in the event that you are Feeling anxious and overpowered, Take a moment to read these working mom funny quotes. They’re certain to light up your day and make you chuckle simultaneously these working mom funny quotes make it simple to snicker about the common problems all mother face.

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Working mom funny quotes

I often give myself permission to sneak away for a little ‘wine and whine’ session. – Unknown

I am a master at the art of the unapologetic ‘no.’ – Unknown

Someone complimented on how great I looked today and asked what I did differently; I told them it was the first time in months that I didn’t put my make-up on in the car. – Unknown

Work-life balance doesn’t exist, you need to strive for a work-life blend. Family is most important but work is also a big part of my life and who I am and I want my kids to appreciate that. – Unknown

There’s a saying ‘If you want something done, give it to the busiest person.’ Working moms BEWARE! – Unknown

I used to hate flight delays when traveling for my job, but now I have 2 kids so now the hour or two in the airport is a luxury.- Unknown

Being a working mom isn’t easy, you have to be willing to screw up at every moment. – Unknown

Us working moms are guinea pigs for an experiment to show the world that sleep isn’t really necessary for humans – Unknown

The phrase ‘working mom’ is redundant – Unknown

Raising kids and running a house keep me pretty busy, too. I also have a little gig on the side called a full-time job. – Unknown

I’m already tired tomorrow. – Unknown

Since I became a mom I’ve changed my heel height from 3 inches to 1 inch. – Unknown

It’s great to work with other working moms, they’re the highest functioning messes I know. – Unknown

Strong working women

Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease. – Lisa Alther

Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love. – Mildred B. Vermont

Your most valuable parenting skill is learning to manage yourself first. –  Laura Markham

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. –Abraham Lincoln

There are many different molds for a good mom.

I’ve seen good moms have kids who deal with depression and anxiety. I’ve seen good moms cry from worry about their kids.

Live in the moment and make it so beautiful that it will be worth remembering. – Fanny Crosby

Women have to work much harder to make it in this world. It really pisses me off that women don’t get the same opportunities as men do, or money for that matter. Because lets face it, money gives men the power to run the show. It gives men the power to define our values and to define what’s sexy and what’s feminine and that’s bullshit. At the end of the day, it’s not about equal rights, it’s about how we think. We have to reshape our own perception of how we view ourselves. – Beyoncé

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There’s no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. – Gail Tsukiyama

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle

The phrase ‘working mother’ is redundant. – Jane Sellman

And remember that behind every successful woman is a basket of dirty laundry. – Anonymous

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. – Erma Bombeck

It’s not what you do for your children but what you have taught them to do for themselves that will make them successful human beings. – Ann Landers

No mom can do it all on her own. Asking for help is not a sign of weakness! When you need help, ask for it! When you are asked for help, give it – and offer it, too. In asking for help we can get past these too-hard-on-ourselves moments and instead build community with family, friends, and neighbors. Help – given and received – can help you achieve that acceptance of non-perfection – and the outcome may be even better than your initial vision of ‘perfect.’

The best place to cry is on a mother’s arms. – Jodi Picoult

Buckle up, and know that it’s going to be a tremendous amount of work, but embrace it.

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. – Booker T. Washington

No influence is so powerful as that of the mother. – Sarah Josepha Hale

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller

Did you know, when kids go to bed, you can hear yourself think again. I sound fabulous. – Paige Kellerman

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. – Maya Angelou

Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. –  J. O’Rourke

If you have never been hated by your child you have never been a parent. – Bette Davis

There is no way to be a perfect mother, but a million ways to be a good one. – Jill Churchill

Most mothers are instinctive philosophers. – Harriet Beecher Stowe

I just love bossy women. I could be around them all day. To me, bossy is not a pejorative term at all. It means somebody’s passionate and engaged and ambitious and doesn’t mind learning. – Amy Poehler

A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. – Tenneva Jordan

The difference between successful people and others is how long they spend time feeling sorry for themselves.

Mothers are like glue. Even when you can’t see them, they’re still holding the family together. – Susan Gale

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. – Sophia Loren

I’m a woman, of course I still have curves on me, and that’s ok. I had a baby and I’ve worked hard. And I don’t think women should have to feel that kind of pressure. I’ve done it really healthfully, and I took my time. – Lily Aldridge

My mother was the one constant in my life. When I think about my mom raising me alone when she was 20, and working and paying the bills, and, you know, trying to pursue your own dreams, I think is a feat that is unmatched. – Barack Obama

[Motherhood is] the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It’s huge and scary—it’s an act of infinite optimism. – Gilda Radner

Successful Mothers are not the ones that have never struggled, they are the ones that never give up, despite the struggles. – Sharon Jaynes

If you think taking care of yourself is selfish, change your mind. If you don’t, you’re simply ducking your responsibilities. – Ann Richards

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. –Ingrid Bergman

Motherhood has a very humanizing effect. Everything gets reduced to essentials. – Meryl Streep

You are the one that possesses the keys to your being. You carry the passport to your own happiness

My mother is my root, my foundation. She planted the seed that I base my life on, and that is the belief that the ability to achieve starts in your mind. – Michael Jordan


Tired working mom quotes

You’re my favorite reason to lose sleep. — Author unknown

Should I sleep? Or should I shower? I could sleep in the shower but I’m also hungry.

Sleep is out for 2009. Tired is the new black. — Amy Poehler

If you think being a mom is a full-time job, try being a working mom.

Kids make life the best kind of busy.—Renee D., Hallmark writer.

I think every working mom probably feels the same thing: You go through big chunks of time where you’re just thinking, ‘This is impossible—oh, this is impossible.’ And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.—Tina Fey

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.—Author unknown

Are there really twenty-four hours in a day? Because it feels like there are only seven?—Author unknown

It’s not difficult to take care of a child; it’s difficult to do anything else while taking care of a child. — Julianne Moore

Funny quotes about being a mom

I used to have functioning brain cells, but I traded them in for children.

I love cleaning up messes I didn’t make. So I became a Mom. – Unknown

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them. – Phyllis Diller

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or ask your kids not to do it. – Malcolm Kushner

Nothing is really lost until mom can’t find it. – Unknown

The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable. – Lane

Over the years I have learned that motherhood is much like an austere religious order, the joining of which obligates one to relinquish all claims to personal possessions. – Nancy Stahl

When I raise my voice, my kids call it ‘yelling’ but I call it ‘motivational speaking’ for the selective hearing.

A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by mother, who sees that the others get it. – Marcelene Cox

Motherhood: Powered by love. Fueled by coffee. Sustained by wine. – Unknown

Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was. – Jenny McCarthy

Having kids makes you look stable to the people who thought you were crazy and crazy to the people who thought you were stable. – Kelly Oxford

Dance like only your kid is watching. Cook like no one will scream they hate it. And sneeze like you won’t pee your pants. – Kristin

Motherhood is like Albania–you can’t trust the descriptions in the books, you have to go there. – Marni Jackson

 Working Mom quotes & Images

Loving my job doesn’t make me any less of a mom.

It’s helpful and healthy for my children to see me working.

Just because my kids are in child care doesn’t mean anyone else is raising them.

It’s really OK if I can’t make every single soccer game/performance/PTA meeting.

I love my children as much as any other mom.

I’m no better and no worse than any other type of mom.

Teasing mom quotes

I was watching TV one day, and it was just like some commercial with a kid my age, and I was like, ‘Mom! Mom! ‘ and she came running in, and I was like, ‘I wanna do that! I wanna be on TV!’

MOM turned upside down spells WOW! Mom you were the best!

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing mom.

When a guy can make fun of you, that’s attractive. Who knew that teasing could have so much power over women!

Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It’s not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.

Everyone checks out my mom. My mom’s hot.

My mom and I were in New York for the summer and I modeled for Ford. One time, I would not stop talking at the photo shoot so someone there said to my mom ‘I think you have her in front of the wrong camera. You should go meet these people’. My mom had no idea what she was getting into and I got my first commercial.

I dont care if the whole world is against you or teasing you or saying you are not gonna make it. Believe in yourself, no matter what.

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