70+ Most Memorable and Funny Blues Brothers Quotes

Blues Brothers Quotes

If you enjoy musicals, you’ll appreciate this selection of The Blues Brothers quotes we’ve put together to make you smile. A comedy and musical called The Blues Brothers were published in 1980. The story revolves around atonement. A man named Jake (John Belushi), who is just released from jail, is the subject of the film. After being released from prison, he re-establishes contact with his brother Elwood (Dan Aykroyd).

They started The Blues Brothers, an R&B group before Jake was sent to prison. Jake received a word from God instructing him to carry out a good deed. He learns that the orphanage where he and Elwood were raised is being put up for foreclosure sale.

Jake considers stopping the orphanage from going into foreclosure his top priority. To rescue the location, they must figure out how to raise $5,000. They feel they are capable of earning much more.

To raise money, the Blues Brothers, therefore, decide to reactivate their previous band. They want to perform because they believe they can make a lot of money that will help them rescue the orphanage. They have challenges with their strategy since they need to find the other band members who have left to start other bands.

Best Blues Brothers Quotations

Best Blues Brothers Quotes

They’re not gonna catch us. We’re on a mission from God. – Elwood Blues

You are such a disappointing pair. It saddens and hurts me that the two young men whom I raised to believe in the Ten Commandments have returned to me as two thieves, with filthy mouths and bad attitudes. – Sister Mary Stigmata

It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, and half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses. – Elwood Blues

We’re so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight. And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois’s law enforcement community who have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time. – Elwood Blues

I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with 300 friends and relatives in attendance. – Mystery Woman

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The salads are fine. It’s just that we’d like to move to another table, away from those two gentlemen. Frankly, they are offensive-smelling. I mean, they smell bad. – Elwood Blues

They look like they’re from the CIA or something.’ – Mrs. Murphy

First, you trade the Cadillac for a microphone, then you lie to me about the band, and now you’re gonna put me right back in the joint! – Jake Blues

This was a bargain. I picked it up at the Mount Prospect City police auction last spring. It’s an old Mount Prospect police car. They were practically giving them away. – Elwood Blues

How much for the little girls? How much for the women? I want to buy your women. Sell me your children. – Jake Blues

Yeah, well, getting the band back together might not be that easy, Jake. – Elwood Blues

They’re not the kinda guys who write letters. You were outside, I was inside. You were supposed to keep in touch with the band. I kept asking you if we were gonna play again. – Jake Blues

You can’t lie to a nun, Jake. We’re gonna go in, and see the penguin. – Elwood Blues

Blues Brothers Quotes Sunglasses

Blues Brothers Quotes Sunglasses

You miserable slug! Do you think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me. – Mystery Woman

I’m gonna catch that sucker if it’s the last thing I ever do. – Cop

No, no! I will not take your filthy stolen money! – Sister Mary Stigmata

So, Jake, you’re out, you’re free, you’re rehabilitated. What’s next? What’s happenin’? What are you gonna do? You got the money you owe us, motherfucker? – Willie Hall

Get out, and don’t come back until you’ve redeemed yourselves. – Sister Mary Stigmata

The use of excessive violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved. – Cop

Who wants an orange whip? Orange w-hip? Orange w-hip? Three orange whips. – Burton Mercer

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Yeah, lots of space in this mall. – Elwood Blues

They don’t have my address. I falsified my renewal. I put down 1060 West Addison. – Elwood Blues

We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline. – Donald Dunn

Hold it, hold it. Tomorrow night? What are you talking about? For a gig like that, you gotta prepare the proper exploitation. – Maury Sline

Pardon me, but we have a strict policy concerning the handling of the instruments. An employee of Ray’s Music Exchange must be present. Now, may I help you? – Ray Charles

Look at you, in those candy-ass monkey suits. And I thought I had it bad in Joliet. – Jake Blues

Tell me a little about this electric piano, Ray. – Murphy Dunne

Fix the cigarette lighter. – Jake Blues

Blues Brothers Quotations Hit It

Blues Brothers Quotes Hit It

Ah, you have a good eye, my man. That’s the best in the city of Chicago. – Ray Charles

This place has got everything. – Jake Blues

No sir, Mayor Daley no longer dines here. He’s dead sir. – Mr. Fabulous

We’d be all right if we could just get back on the expressway. – Elwood Blues

The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year. – Elwood Blues

Excuse me! Did you see two guys come through here, in black suits, and black hats, one carrying a briefcase? – SWAT Team Commander

Forget it. No chance. – Mr. Fabulous

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Christ, Jake. Take it, easy man. – Elwood Blues

Hey, Jake. Gotta be at least seven dollars worth of change here. – Elwood Blues

We sincerely hope that you all enjoy the show and please remember people, no matter who you are and what you do to live, thrive, and survive. Some things still make us all the same—you, me, and them. Everybody! Everybody! – Elwood Blues

This money is for the year’s assessment of Saint Helen of the Blessed Shroud Orphanage in Calumet City, Illinois. – Elwood Blues

I know all about that stuff. I have been exploited all my life. – Elwood Blues

People, when you do find that special somebody, you gotta hold that man, hold that woman! Love him, please him, squeeze her, please her! Signify your feelings with every gentle caress, because it’s so important to have that special somebody to hold, to kiss, to miss, to squeeze, and please! – Elwood Blues

Hit it. – Jake Blues

Welcome, from Calumet City, Illinois—the showband of Joliet Jake and Elwood Blues: The Blues Brothers. – Cab Calloway

Funny Blues Brothers Quotations

Funny Blues Brothers Quotes

It’s got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it’s got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It’s a model made before catalytic converters so it’ll run well on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what? – Elwood Blues

No, I didn’t. Honest. I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locus. It wasn’t my fault. I swear to God! – Jake Blues

Well, thank you, pal. The day I get out of prison, my brother picks me up in a police car. – Jake Blues

A microphone? Okay, I can see that. But, what the hell is this? – Jake Blues

We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants. – Mrs. Murphy

Guess you’re really up shit creek then. – Jake Blues

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You promised you’d visit the Penguin the day you got out. – Elwood Blues

Man, I haven’t been pulled over in six months. I bet those cops have got ‘SCMODS.’

Do you want I should wipe the dead bugs off the windshield, ma’am? – Elwood Blues

The Blues Brothers. It should read ‘Tonight Only: The Blues Brothers’ triumphant return.’ – Jake Blues

This is glue—strong stuff. – Elwood Blues

Two thousand bucks and it’s yours. You can take it home with you. I’ll throw in the black keys for free. – Ray Charles

As usual, I’ll have to take an I.O.U. – Ray Charles

Aretha Franklin’s Blues Brothers Quotes

Aretha Franklin’s Blues Brothers Quotes

This car. This stupid car. Where’s the Cadillac? – Jake Blues

Well, Jake, you look just fine down there, slithering in the mud like vermin. – Mystery Woman

Do you want out of this parking lot? Okay! – Elwood Blues

How are you gonna get the band back together, Mr. Hot Rodder? Those cops have your name, your address. – Jake Blues

Curtis, I don’t want to listen to no jive-ass preacher talking to me about Heaven and Hell. – Jake Blues

It wasn’t a lie, it was just bullshit. – Elwood Blues

That ain’t no Hank Williams song. Rawhide! – Bob

Oh yeah? Well, me and the Lord, we have an understanding. – Jake Blues

At least we got a change of clothes, sucker. You’re wearing the same shit you had on three years ago. – Willie Hall

Everybody needs somebody to love. – The Blues Brothers

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That’s right, $200, and you boys drank $300 worth of beer. – Bob

You refused to take our money. – Jake Blues

Five grand? Who do you think you are, the Beatles? – Maury Sline

We’re the Good Ole’ Blues Brothers band from Chicago. – Elwood Blues

My name is Jacob Stein. I’m from the American Federation of Music. I’ve been sent to see if you gentlemen are carrying your permits. – Jake Blues

Sir, where is the office of the assessor of Cook County? – Elwood Blues

Hi, we’re in Car 55, and we’re in a truck. – John Candy

It’s used. There’s no action left on that keyboard. – Band Member

Book us for tomorrow night. – Jake Blues

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