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Much of the film is unscripted and includes real encounters with individuals who assume he is a genuine foreigner unfamiliar with American culture.
A magnificent new premier named McDonald Trump rose to power and made America great again! He also became buddies with tough-guy leaders from around the world.
I will be the next Queen Melania! She’s the happiest wife in the world!
Trump would be disappointed! You are leaving the hotel without a golden shower.
Impressive and amazing result for a strong premier who always put America and Kazakhstan first!
Donald Trump: Strongest premier in history. He is not racist. Black guys love him so much, that they kneel before him.
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I found a new book which only tells the truth. It’s called Facebook. I learn so many facts there. — Sandra Jessica Parker Sagdiyev
May George Bush drink the blood of every man, woman, and child in Iraq!
I hear McDonald Trump put Mexicans in cages. High Five!
My name I’ Borat, I come a-from Kazakhstan. Can I say a-first, that we support your War of Terror?
Democracy is different in America. For example, women can vote but the horse cannot!
Borat Short Quotes
The picture fared extremely well at the box office, yet it was surrounded by controversy both before and after its release. The film was prohibited in Arab nations, and the Kazakhstan government was not happy.
Borat Subsequent film, the second portion of the film, was just released.
F*ck the social distance.
Lucky for me I was taken in by two of America’s greatest scientists.
What is more dangerous: this virus or the Democrats?
Oh well, King in the Castle, King in the Castle, I have a chair! Go do dis, go do dis, King in the Castle.
He is my neighbor, Nursultan Tuliagby. He is a pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass; he must get a window from a glass. I get a step; he must get a step. I get a clock radio; he cannot afford it. Great success!
Please, come and see my film. If it is not a success, I will be executed.
I arrived at the American airport with clothes, US dollars, and a bottle of gypsy tears to protect myself from AIDS.
I will be the next Queen Melania! She’s the happiest wife in the world!
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Their lives Nursultan Tulyakbay. He’s still an asshole. I get iPod; he only gets iPod Mini. Everybody knows it for girls!
Thank you for watching my film. I hope you like it. Dziekuje.
I can hit a gypsy with a rock from 15 meters away if chained… ten if not.
Impressive and amazing result for a strong premier who always put America and Kazakhstan first!
My name is Borat, I come a-from Kazakhstan. Can I say a-first, that we support your War of Terror?
Trump would be disappointed! You are leaving the hotel without a golden shower.
May George Bush drink the blood of every man, woman, and child in Iraq!
Democracy is different in America. For example, women can vote but a horse cannot!
Borat Quotes My Women
Do your vagjin hang like the sleeve of a wizard?
Look, there is a woman in the car. Can we follow her, get her and maybe have s*xy time with her?
Is it not a problem that the woman has a smaller brain than a man? The government scientist Dr. Yamuka has proved it is the size of a squirrel.
My name is Borat. I like you. I like s*x. It’s nice.
HIGH-FIVE!
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Because of Trump, 350 million Americans are still alive. Trump never had a stroke. Vote for premier Trump, or you will be crushed. , ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)
You will be my boyfriend.
A woman has the right to choose who she has sex with. – Driving Instructor
I can hit a gypsy with a rock from 15 meters away if chained… ten if not.
I will forgive Pamela, and I will go to California, with my friend Mr. Jesus, and we will take her!
I like you. Do you like me?
What is more dangerous: this virus or the Democrats? , ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)
Borat Quotes for Neighbor
May George Bush drink the blood of every man woman and child in Iraq!
She makes it from milk from her t*ts.
Kazakhstan is the number one exporter of potassium; other Central Asian countries have inferior potassium.
Very sorry to interrupt politics. Might I make a sh*t in your house?
My name is Borat.
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They have cleverly shifted their shapes. One of them has taken the form of a little old woman. You can barely see her horns. She has tried to poison me already.
Okay, so a ‘no’ joke, I would say, ‘that suit is black. Not!’ – Patty Haggerty
No, no. I don’t get upset. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. – Dog Show Contestant
My country send me to the United States to make a movie film. Please, come see my film. If it is not a success, I will be executed.
Great Success!
Who is this lady you have shrunk? Was she the owner of this house that you camp in front of? Do not try and shrink me gypsy, I’m serious.
Borat Quotes Great Success
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No, when a woman owns a business her brain breaks and her head falls off.
Will you be my new black wife?
He is my neighbor, Nursultan Tuliagby. He is a pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass; he must get a window from a glass. I get a step; he must get a step. I get a clock radio; he cannot afford it. Great success!
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Please, come and see my film. If it is, not a success, I will be executed.
Their lives Nursultan Tulyakbay. He’s still an asshole. I get iPod; he only gets iPod Mini. Everybody knows it for girls!
[as he sits down in the hotel room chair] Oh well, King in the Castle, King in the Castle, I have a chair! Go do dis, go do dis, King in the Castle.
Thank you for watching my film. I hope you like it. Dziekuje.
Borat Quotes Gypsy
These gypsy tears will keep you safe.
Who is this lady you have shrunk? Was she the owner of this house that you camp in front of? Do not try and shrink me gyI’msy, I serious.
I can hit a gypsy with a rock from 15 meters away if chained… ten if not.
I arrived at the American airport with clothes, US dollars, and a bottle of gypsy tears to protect myself from AIDS. — Borat SagdiSpeakingings, not polite!
Do you have onions in this house?? Yes!
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He is not as alive as he used to be.
I like you. I like sex. Is nice!
Borat: What kind of dog is this?
Zookeeper: It’s a tortoise.
Borat: Is it a cat in a hat?
Zookeeper: No… it’s a tortoise in a shell.
You’re giving a little girl to an old man. That should make your chest hurt. That should make your heart hurt.
[holding gun at the gun shop] I feel like American movie star Dirty Harold…
[Trying to buy a car that women will like] I am looking for something between um, six-hundred to uh… six-hundred and fifty dollars.
Don’t worry I won’t get jealous, she’s not Ivanka!
I have a non-male son?
I like to make sexy time!
