60+ Best Christmas quotes English

Christmas quotes English should be very important internationally. Because English is an international language and every country can understand this language. Though the native language has its own importance one language for all is also the best option to understand each other thoughts.

Every language has its own importance, some people love to read Christmas quotes in their national language for example Chinese, Russian, Indian, French, and some other countries love to read quotes in their national language. But most of the countries love to read and write in the English language.

So by keeping this in mind we are creating 60+ best Christmas quotes in English. You can use these quotes on your Christmas cards, and also can do direct posts on your Facebook or Instagram walls. You can also set these quotes as a Christmas status on Christmas festival day.

In this post, you can read some short and funny Christmas quotes in English. Also if you are in need of some family-related Christmas quotes you’ll find that too. Some readymade cards are also included in this post which you can use directly without any editing. Just simply download the image or Christmas cards and use it.

Christmas quotes English

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Wishing you a magical and blissful holiday!Have a merry Christmas and prosperous New Year!

May this season of giving be the start of your better life.Have a great and blessed holiday!

May this Christmas season Brings you nothing but fond memories, Happiness and laughter

Wish you all the best this holiday season and throughout the year, Merry Christmas!

Let us forget the past and start anew, wishing to see you this Christmas!

I wish this holiday season you would receive Love, peace and joy for the whole year, Merry Christmas!

May you receive the greatest gift of all this Christmas, someone to share your life with, Merry Christmas!

If I could tell Santa what to give you, It would be happiness and peace Not just this Christmas, but for the entire year

May this Christmas be more than just a season, but a way of life

May this holiday season be full of surprises and cheers, simply because you deserved the best

Funny Christmas quotes in English

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I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, ‘So does the guy I stole it from.

Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip

I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other

Christmas: It’s the only religious holiday that’s also a federal holiday. That way, Christians can go to their services, and everyone else can sit at home and reflect on the true meaning of the separation of church and state

It’s always consoling to know that today’s Christmas gifts are tomorrow’s garage sales

Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family

We celebrate the birth of one who told us to give everything to the poor by giving each other motorized tie racks

It’s easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket

I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange

Short Christmas quotes in English

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Joy to the world, the Lord is come, let earth receive her King.

Walking in a winter wonderland.

Peace on earth will come to stay, when we live Christmas every day.

The way you spend Christmas is far more important than how much.

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.

Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

One can never have enough socks,’ said Dumbledore. ‘Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.

And so this is Christmas… what have you done?

Christmas isn’t a season. It’s a feeling.

Family Christmas quotes in English

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Christmas is like candy; it slowly melts in your mouth sweetening every taste bud, making you wish it could last forever

Christmas is forever, not for just one day. For loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away

The world has grown weary through the years, but at Christmas, it is young

Christmas is a piece of one’s home that one carries in one’s heart

He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree

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One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day

There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we’re here for something else besides ourselves

The joy of brightening other lives becomes for us the magic of the holidays

Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it’s Christmas

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love

Short Christmas quotes funny

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Enjoy this Christmas till you find your name in Santa’s naughty list. May you have a great holiday!

Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too until the credit card bills arrive!

Remember to smile and enjoy your time. Because when Christmas is over, nobody will care whether you exist or not!

I’ve finally found the true meaning of Xmas, it’s for those people who can’t spell Christmas!

Merry Christmas! May you have enough time to groom yourself on this holiday. I think Santa needs to shave his beard too!

Just wanted you to know that you have literally no chance of ending up on the good list of Santa this year. Merry Christmas to you!

Some people have a great year in life and some years have bad people in them. Feeling sorry yet? Just kidding. May your Christmas be full of fun!

I tried to hard to make Santa believe that you’ve been good throughout the year. Instead, I got my presents canceled for being a friend of you!

I prayed that Santa would give you wings this Christmas so you can fly and disappear from the earth forever. Just kidding. Merry Christmas!

You know your life sucks when you have to wait the entire year for Santa to bring you some presents because apparently, no one care to give you a present.

This Christmas is all about feeling special. I hope you spend this Christmas drinking to the point that you completely forget you’re a loser!

Christmas quotes 2021 in English

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I hope your smiles will be as big as your credit card bill this Christmas! Wish you good luck and a lot of fun. Happy Christmas!

I hope Santa fills our socks with cash instead of gifts and toys. I know you hope for the same. Wish you a happy Christmas!

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Christmas is truly full of wonders. It makes all of my savings disappear! That is the Christmas magic; Merry Christmas!

Santa Clause exists, and he has to work during the holidays. How pathetic!

Let us take some time to curse fat Santa for not giving us credit cards this Christmas!

May you survive the priest’s boring speech in the church and join me at the party as soon as possible. Merry Christmas!

Christmas is season of magic and mystery. All your savings for the year will have vanished and you won’t even know it. How awesome!

The reason why everyone makes wishes every Christmas is that no one’s wish ever comes true! Making Christmas wishes is just a custom! Merry Christmas!

Christmas is not only for praying and praising. But for drinking and messing around also. Merry Christmas!

Dearest God, this Christmas I planned on going green. So please get the point and send me lots of cash this Christmas. Thank you!

Christmas is the festival of love and spirit. So let us drink the spirit to feel love; Merry Christmas too!

I don’t understand why people like to say “Mary Christmas.” Isn’t it Jesus’ birthday? We should say, “Jesus Christmas.”

Santa told me you’d been very good this year; I told him it was just a lack of opportunity. Merry Christmas!

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