70+ funny bowling quotes

Bowling is an extraordinary game to live it up with your loved ones. In any case, a many individuals contend expertly and participate in bowling competitions. The flawlessness of bowling abilities takes persistence and long practice meetings. For your bowling rivalries, you can help your resolve by perusing our chose bowling expressions and quotes.

Assuming you begin staying nearby in a bowling back street, you’ll rapidly start to get a portion of the language. Because of the relaxed idea of the game — and individuals who play it — maxims, trademarks, and other bowling expressions can be kooky and entertaining. Take a look at the following funny bowling quotes for encouragement when thinking of a team name or just for something clever to say to your bowling buddies.

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Funny bowling quotes

Bowling is fun in your spare time

Bowling is right up my alley

Do bowlers ever have time to spare?

That’s how we roll

Bowling is a sport for people who have the talent to spare

Bowlers keep their minds out of the gutter

Leave no pin standing

If you don’t get a strike, spare me

Rock and bowl

My favorite sport must be bowling because I always strike out with the ladies/men

No smoking: just a Lucky Strike

Playing catch & throwing strikes

Bowling your eyes out

Bowling thunder and lightning strikes

This is not ‘Nam. This is bowling. There are rules

John Goodman, in The Big Lebowski

We’re goin’ bowling. If we don’t come back, avenge our deaths. Homer Simpson, in The Simpsons

The bowling alley is the poor man’s country club. Sanford Hansell

Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill. Demetri Martin

If I had been on ‘Bowling for Dollars’ I’d end up owing them money. Ricki Lake

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. George Carlin

Every bowling center should have a house pro. Don Johnson

I’m a bowling pin, even when I fall I’ll always stand back up. Jay Park

One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball. Don Carter

In bowling and in life, if a person made the spares, the strikes would take care of themselves. Stephen King

Short bowling quotes:

Try it, you’ll strike it

Bowlers never die, they just end up in the gutter

300 or bust

Gutterball gurus

Split happens

12 strikes and you’re perfect

Shut up and bowl

Tenpin alley

My drinking team has a bowling problem

Strikes ‘R’ Us

Keep calm and bowl on

Lean, mean, bowling machine

It’s never a good time to clean the gutters

Eat, sleep, bowl

It’s not how you bowl, it’s how you roll

Bowling quotes for Instagram

Guts or gutters?….. Guts We can hope.

 Bowlers do it in alleys. Nice one.

Cleaning up the strikes. Hopefully,

Mind over matter……because in our mind, you don’t matter. That’s a twist on it.

I hear the bowling thunder. Forget rolling thunder.

I’m so good your mom cheers for me. Ouch.

 Bowling to perfection. Yes, you are!

 Try it, you’ll strike it. Cute.

 Bowling is a sport for people who have the talent to spare. This is a fun bowling pun.

 Bowling Alley: The poor man’s country club. Are you saying I’m poor?

 Men of character know their limitations – but don’t accept them. This is inspirational.

12 strikes and you’re perfect. Yes, your area.

 Nothing but strikes. We can hope.

You should call us butter ’cause we are on a roll. I love rolls.

Bowling Babes. Cute.

Bowlers always have time to spare. It’s whether they want to spare the time that matters.

Shut up and bowl. Fun.

 Tenpin alley. Nice!

Your mom called. You left your game at home. Ouch!

Some call them opponents, I call them victims. Uh-oh. The other team had better watch out!

Bowling: All the cool kids are doing it. Nice!

Bowling is fun in your SPARE time. Ha-ha.

I’m on a drinking team (with a bowling problem!). I don’t see many trophies in your future.

It’s not bragging if you can back it up! True enough.

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. Very inspirational.

 Bowlers never die, they just end up in the gutter. True.

Clean Sweeps. This is an easy bowling pub to use.

 Strikes ‘R’ Us. Cute.

 A true man of character knows his limitations – but doesn’t care. Nice.

 Keep calm and bowl on. You go, guys!

Inspirational bowling quotes:

The best bowler makes the least mistakes.

Unlike golf, the bowling balls can be found easily.

Hitting the pocket gives joy and satisfaction to the bowler.

Pin bowling is an inexpensive sport.

Quality first before beauty.

Bowling is a precise sport of excellent body control.

Parents have to be on their toes all the time to raise kids.

The way we roll is unique to each of us.

Baseball is also entertaining, like pin bowling.

Give your best to succeed in all you do.

The bowling enthusiast sees it as a lifestyle.

Most young children are naughty.

Sometimes, distance is a hindrance.

To some people, bowling is life, and provides the engagement they need.

Bowling is a precise sport of delicate energy balance.

Bowling requires mental engagement.

Finding the right bowling ball is a challenging task.

Bowling balls continue to evolve and get better with time.

Bowling is a simple, straightforward game.

You can find bowlers with flawless skills in the bowling alleys.

Life is unpredictable, careful action, however, raises one’s chance of success.

You rarely find bowling alleys in tribal areas.

A bowling alley is a great place for socialization and self-expression.

The inside of the bowling ball is dark and terrifying.

Great bowling requires focus and precision.

When we put in the effort, the rest will solve themselves.

The bowling ball moves only as fast as you are strong.

A great bowler defines a clear path to the strike.

 

 

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