45+ Funny Football Quotes To Make You Laugh

It is a fact that the most loved and most popular sport in the world is football, there are more than 4 billion followers of the soccer game.

We all know that footballers can get the attraction of their fans with the help of their skills but when it comes to the interview or any statement then at that time they also blow our minds with their funny statements.

If you are a football lover and search for funny football quotes then you are in the right place because here you will find the best quotes, captions, and phrases related to football.

But before going to the main article you should know some facts about soccer. As we already mentioned the football is the most widely, watched, and followed sport in the whole world.

The football sport was started in 1872 where the first game was played between Scotland and England. The interesting fact is that this match was seen by five thousand people and the result of this match was drawn.

Just because of the too much fan following it is a normal thing that every alternate person is a huge fan of football. And it is a common thing that every person has the ideal football player.

But the main thing is that all these idols are also human and sometimes they say different things that are too funny and in this article, you will find some of them.

All these football quotes, captions are the perfect thing to add to your social media like Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter posts and photos.

In this article, there are football quotes and captions for every type of person it doesn’t matter you are a college student, school student, or a senior citizen.

So, read the complete article to know more about the best online quotes and captions related to football.

Funny Football Quotes

My wife doesn’t like football. One day she called me 10 minutes before a game to find out where I was.

I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.

They’re lucky I didn’t come 10 years ago because I would be the president today.

I asked my son who his favorite player was. I expected him to say ‘You, Dad’. But he said, Thierry Henry.

My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.

Sometimes in football you have to score goals.

Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don’t like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that.

We’re looking for an apartment. If we don’t find anything, then I’ll probably just buy the hotel.

I had no idea who my teammates at Genoa were when I signed. So I turned on my PlayStation and looked them up on FIFA.

I shouldn’t say this – definitely not now! But when I was young I was a massive united fan.

Funny Football Quotes From Movies

Funny Football Quotes From Movies

Happy Gilmore: A guy your size, why don’t you play a real sport, like football?

– Chubbs: My Momma wouldn’t sign the permission slip. Said it might be a little too dangerous.

– Happy Gilmore: Yeah, good call.

Thirty-two teams, seven rounds, 224 young men who, today, are about to become players in the National Football League. A day where lives are changed, fates are decided, dynasties are born, and the clock is always ticking. Of course, I’m talking about… Draft Day.

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This is no democracy. It is a dictatorship. I am the law.

We’re in a fight. You boys are doing all that you can do. Anybody can see that. Win or lose… we gonna walk out of this stadium tonight with our heads held high. Do your best. That’s all anybody can ask for.

In Virginia, high school football is a way of life, it’s bigger than Christmas day.

Great Funny Football Quotes

Great Funny Football Quotes

I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet.

Everything in our favour was against us.

Djimi Traore had to adapt to the English game, and he did that by going out on loan to Lens last season.

I couldn’t settle in Italy; it was like living in a foreign country.

One accusation you can’t throw at me is that I’ve always done my best.

I’ve had 14 bookings this season; eight of which were my fault, but seven of which were disputable.

I’m more afraid of my mum than Sven-Goran Eriksson or David Moyes.

It took a lot of bottle for Tony [Adams] to own up.

Maka’s normally a one-in-ten man. Most players score nine out of ten, but he misses nine out of ten.

One year I played 15 months.

Funny Football Quotes 2020

Funny Football Quotes 2020

He’s a fantastic player. When he isn’t drunk.

He [Zinedine Zidane] has the body of a bear, the mind of a fox, and, err… terrific skills.

Enthusiasm is everything. It must be taut and vibrating like a guitar string.

I think that France, Germany, Spain, Holland and England will join Brazil in the semi-finals.

He cannot kick with his left foot, he cannot head a ball, he cannot tackle and he doesn’t score many goals. Apart from that he’s alright.

I might have said that, but on the whole I talk a lot of rubbish.

Interviewer: “Would it be fair to describe you as a volatile player?

I was really surprised when The FA knocked on my doorbell.

I have a good record there. Played one, won one, and hopefully it will be the same after Saturday.

Funny Football Quotes 2019

Anything from 1-0 to 2-0 would be a nice result.

The margin is very marginal.

There were two second division matches last night, both in the second division.

We lost because we didn’t win.

We didn’t underestimate them. They were a lot better than we thought.

We must have had 99% of the game. It was the other 3% that cost us the match.

To play Holland, you have to play the Dutch.

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Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they have eleven Dicks on the field.

When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1.

Oh, he had an eternity to play that ball, but he took too long over it.

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