Best 70+ Funny library quotes

A library is an assortment of wellsprings of data and comparable assets, made open to a characterized local area for reference or getting. It gives physical or computerized admittance to material and might be an actual structure or room, or a virtual space, or both. A library’s assortment can incorporate books, periodicals, papers, original copies, films, maps, prints, records, microform, CDs, tapes, tapes, DVDs, digital books, book recordings, data sets, and different organizations. Libraries range in size from a couple racks of books to a few million things. Sometimes we need something that’s funny about library too, here we have collected some of the most amazing and funny library quotes for you.

Libraries store the energy that energizes the creative mind. They open up windows to the world and motivate us to investigate and accomplish, and add to working on our personal satisfaction.

The expanding job of innovation in libraries essentially affects the changing jobs of custodians. A 21st-century bookkeeper is needed to be especially refreshed with mechanical changes. New age custodians are utilizing arising innovations in the library the executives and administrations to make it more famous and valuable among the supporters.

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Being nice to the librarian means the difference between the right answer and a wrong one.

 Books are hindrances to persisting stupidity. -Spanish proverb

I cannot live without books -Thomas Jefferson, writer, president and all round cool guy

Whatever the cost of our libraries the cost is cheap compared to that of an ignorant nation. -Walter Cronkite

At the moment that we persuade a child, any child, to cross that threshold, that magic threshold into a library, we change their lives forever, for the better. It’s an enormous force for good. – Barack Obama

Cutting Libraries in a recession is like cutting hospitals in a plague.You’re Right.  No Human Being would stack books like this. -Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

 A great book should leave you with many experiences, and slightly exhausted at the end.You live several lives while reading it. -William Styron, novelist (1925-2006)

 A truly great library has something in it to offend everyone. -Jo GodwinPeople

become Librarians because they know too much

 My library was dukedom large enough. -William Shakespeare, The Tempest, Act 1 scene 2

 A man’s library is a sort of harem. -Ralph Waldo Emerson, writer and philosopher (1803-1882)

 I really didn’t realize the librarians were, you know, such a dangerous group. They are subversive.You think they’re just sitting there at the desk, all quiet and everything.They’re like, plotting the revolution, man.  I wouldn’t mess with them. -Michael Moore

Once you learn to read you will be forever free. -Frederick Douglas

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend.  Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. -Groucho Marx

Library quotes 2021

Libraries store the energy that fuels the imagination. They open up windows to the world and inspire us to explore and achieve, and contribute to improving our quality of life. Sidney Sheldon

The only thing that you absolutely have to know is the location of the library. Albert Einstein

When in doubt go to the library. J.K. Rowling

Bad libraries build collections, good libraries build services, and great libraries build communities. R. David Lankes

I have found the most valuable thing in my wallet is my library card. Laura Bush

Libraries were full of ideas – perhaps the most dangerous and powerful of all weapons. Sarah J. Maas

Libraries always remind me that there are good things in this world. Lauren Ward

Everything you need for better future and success has already been written. And guess what? All you have to do is go to the library. Henri Frederic Amiel

You want weapons? We’re in a library. Books are the best weapon in the world. This room’s the greatest arsenal we could have. Arm yourself! Russell T. Davies

Cutting libraries during a recession is like cutting hospitals during a plague. Eleanor Crumblehulme

To ask why we need libraries at all, when there is so much information available elsewhere, is about as sensible as asking if roadmaps are necessary now that there are so very many roads. Jon Bing

Whatever the cost of our libraries, the price is cheap compared to that of an ignorant nation. Walter Cronkite

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If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. Marcus Tullius Cicero

A library is not a luxury but one of the necessities of life. Henry Ward Beecher

The library is the temple of learning, and learning has liberated more people than all the wars in history. Carl T. Rowan

Libraries allow children to ask questions about the world and find the answers. And the wonderful thing is that once a child learns to use a library, the doors to learning are always open. Laura Bush

Everything you need for better future and success has already been written. And guess what? All you have to do is go to the library. Henri Frederic Amiel

 Your library is your paradise. Desiderius Erasmus

 I remember being in the public library and my jaw just aching as I looked around at all those books I wanted to read. There just wasn’t time enough to read everything I wanted to read. Charles Kuralt

Closing a public library is child abuse, really, because it hinders child development.

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Wherever I am, if I’ve got a book with me, I have a place I can go and be happy.

 Sleep is good… And books are better.

There always comes a moment when I’d rather be reading a book.

 Many people, myself among them, feel better at the mere sight of a book.

Books and doors are the same thing. You open them, and you go through into another world.

Why can’t people just sit and read books and be nice to each other?

If you love books enough, books will love you back.

A book is a gift you can open again and again.

Once you learn to read, you will be forever free.

There is no substitute for books in the life of a child.

The greatest gift is a passion for reading.

 A house without books is like a room without windows.

 A person who won’t read has no advantage over one who can’t read.

He that loves reading has everything within his reach.

Wear the old coat and buy the new book.

I have always imagined that paradise will be a kind of library.

Books are lighthouses erected in the great sea of time.

 I know some who are constantly drunk on books as other men are drunk on whiskey.

Books were safer than other people anyway.

I read books because I love them, not because I think I should read them.

 What a blessing it is to love books.

Some like to believe it’s the book that chooses the person.

Books are magical keys to open up worlds and change perspectives.

 She read books as one would breathe air, to fill up and live.

Maybe this is why we read, and why in moments of darkness we return to books: to find words for what we already know.

 That’s the thing about books. They let you travel without moving your feet.

 Reading is a conversation. All books talk. But a good book listens as well.

 If you don’t see the book you want on the shelf, write it.

 You know you’ve read a good book when you turn the last page and feel a little as if you have lost a friend.

A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies.

 In the end, we’ll all become stories.

 Books are the plane, and the train, and the road. They are the destination, and the journey. They are home.

 A book is a dream that you hold in your hand.

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