100+ Funny New Year Wishes for 2023

Funny New Year Wishes for 2023

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New Year is not just all about thinking about the future, making plans for the upcoming year, and chasing goals, but it is also about having fun and arranging parties and hanging out with friends. Yes, chasing goals and making plans for the future is very important but the occasion of New Year is that event that comes after a year and is a source of fun for many people. They wait a long time of one year for this event to come and they have fun with their friends and family, so we have let them free whatever they want to do, the occasion of the new year brings a new chance and a new source of happiness, so everyone has to avail this opportunity by enjoying with their near and dears. You can also read about 60+ New Year’s Eve wishes

Funny New Year Wishes for 2023

Funny New Year Wishes for 2023

New Year’s is the time to forget all your fears, drink a few beers, leave behind all your tears!

New years are like restart buttons. You think you can push the button and start things all over again but then realize your life is too messed up to be restarted fresh!

Sorry for all the annoying behavior I did throughout the year. May you give me another chance to do that in the next New Year!

A new year doesn’t come to change your life. It comes to remind you that one more year has gone and you’re still the same useless moron who thinks he can make his resolutions come true!

I would quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.

I hope growing up is not included in your resolution this year. Let’s just live it like the old ones and we can grow up in some other years. Happy new year 2023, partner!

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No resolution for the New Year, as I like my love in the state it is- criticizing and annoying you will go on the high range!

May this upcoming year actually bring change in you – not just all your old habits wrapped in a new package, Oh God! Happy New year, anyways.

So excited for you guys to ruin another year of your life. Have a merry and Happy New Year.

I wish even your success amount comes on my account and the right hands can spend them this upcoming year. Happy New Year.

Happy new year! This year may finally realize that real fun in life comes from real people, not from virtual ones. Have a great year!

May your dreams get fulfilled as well as your bills. Best of luck with the New Year, dear.

If all the heartbreaks and troubles from the last year didn’t make you strong, let me wish one more year full of agony and tears. I really want you to be stronger. Happy new year!

Funny New Year Quotes Covid

Funny New Year Quotes Covid

Happy New Year from someone adorable, handsome, intelligent, and who wants to see you smiling always.

Here’s a new year wish from a wise fellow asking you to donate more of your wealth so it can be spent by the right hands. Happy new year!

Though I am wishing you a very happy New Year, but remember you still have the same old husband!

I hope you make a revolution of losing 20 pounds in the coming year and gain 30 pounds more instead. Wish you a New Year full of positivity!

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Happy new year! How’d it been if instead of bringing happiness, joy, and peace, new year’s brought cash, fame, and champagne?

May this New Year bring you more problems, more tears, and more pains. Don’t get me wrong. I just want you to be a stronger person.

It’s a new year once again and it’s the same old life you’re living once again. What is there to celebrate?

Happy New Year! It is midnight already, and you are getting old – just go to sleep!

New years are like pages in a book that’s so boring. You always think that the next page will be interesting, but it turns out to be the same every time. Happy new year!

I’m so excited for the new year. Unfortunately, I don’t have any resolutions to make since I’m already perfect.

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Life is short and every new year makes it even shorter. Happy new year! You just waved goodbye to one more year of your short life!

A new year doesn’t stop the ghosts from your past mistake coming back to haunt you. So, if you think you’re over it, you’re wrong. Happy new year!

Let us celebrate this New Year’s Eve in honor of the time we successfully wasted this year.

Unique New Year Wishes

Unique New Year Wishes

Here’s a new year wish for you before the network gets jammed. I hope you’re having great fun. Wishing you a successful year ahead!

God is kind enough to give you a new year but not so kind to give you a new life. Happy new year 2023!

May you become smart enough to realize that resolutions don’t come true and wise enough to know that the difference between a new year and an old year is 1-minute past 12 AM.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.

All I wish is to get drunk and dance with you all night long on this 31st night, Happy New Year!

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May you learn how to use your brain better than ever in the upcoming year. Best wishes.

Wishing you a successful 12 months, Joyful 52 weeks, lovely 365 days, memorable 8760 hours, blessings of 525600 minutes, and happiest 31536000 seconds. Happy New Year!

The most fun part about making New Year’s resolutions is breaking New Year’s resolutions. Can’t wait to mess up with you.

I hope this year ends up with your smiling selfie to see on the Facebook posts. Wish you a bright and joyful New Year!

If you were born in September, it is better to assume that your parents started their new year successfully.

I saved you from spending a fortune on a New Year’s party – I sent you an invitation for an online party!

Listen, I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anyone. So, apologize to me till you have your chance. Happy New Year.

I hope this new year brings you joy and happiness because oh lord you look so ugly when you end up crying. I don’t want to witness that ever again.

Funny New Year Quotes 2023

Funny New Year Quotes 2023

May your trips and tricks work amazing for you in this upcoming year. Stay sane and sober.

Happy New Year! I can save you from spending a good amount of fortune on New Year’s Eve. So, what’s in it for me? Spill. Or else you are going to suffer so much.

Happy New Year! Spoiler alert–it’s going to feel the same.

Before I get drunk, dance on the bar, lose my phone, get naked and get arrested, Let me wish you a Happy New Year.

This Year may your hair and teeth, your face-lift, abs, and stocks not fall, may your blood pressure, your cholesterol, white blood count, and mortgage interest not rise. Happy New Year!

Tom Cruise, Angelina Jolie, Aishwarya Rai, Salman Khan, Jennifer Lopez, Amitabh Bachchan, and Me. All the stars wish you a very happy new year.

A New Year means you will be a little bit older but not any wiser than today! Alas!

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If I had done you wrong, I am sorry. May you still give me a chance this New Year to do it over and over again. Happy New Year!

I’m gonna order a pizza five minutes before the new year and when they arrive I will say I ordered this a year ago, lol.

As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your in-numerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year?

This New Year, be at peace with your appearance, you are perfectly in shape – round is a shape in geometry!

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It’s the thing that satisfies your mind, body, and soul! Do it on the bed, on a sofa, in the car, or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless your naughty mind. Happy new year!

I wish your dog becomes intelligent to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year. Happy New Year!

They say pain and tears help one to be stronger, So I am wishing you more tears and pain. For you to become even stronger than last year. Happy New Year!

Funny New Year Wishes for Friends

Funny New Year Wishes for Friends

May God bless you with enough motivation to eat less and work out more often. Say no to obesity this new year! Wishing you all the best!

I hope you will not spend the first day of the new year sleeping on the couch. May God give you the strength to fight laziness. Happy new year!

I wish God give you more money to help the poor and less money to spend on junk foods. Wishing you a healthy and disease-free year!

Have some faith in me, this year just like the previous ones- I will be your partner in crime.

This year, you may pick up your phone more often, praying to God for this miracle. I wish you a Happy New Year, mate.

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Welcome the New Year with your ugly smile and scare all the evils away. Have a great year ahead.

Hope you will not be bothered with New Year’s resolutions this year as well. May God bless you, friend.

Have a tremendous New Year while giving everyone a hard time apart from me. Cheers to that.

I hope you will finally pay off all the debts you owe to me for making my life miserable. Looking forward to that, best wishes.

You have so many things to gain this year including success, fame, and wisdom. Don’t just focus on gaining weight instead. Happy new year dear friend!

I hope you lose so much weight this year that you can take group selfies with more people on the frame. Happy new year!

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May you learn to use your brain in the coming year. It’s a wonder that you got through all these years without having one. Happy new year!

Happy new year to someone who took the phrase ‘barely surviving’ to a whole new level. You’re a survivor without motivation. Happy new year!

New Year Resolution Quotes Funny

New Year Resolution Quotes Funny

Welcome, 2022! Here’s hoping you can’t be worse than last year.

Seriously? We saw how 2021 went. Do we really want to do this, again?

Happy 2021! Spoiler Alert: We’re still social distancing.

Whatever you do, don’t ask what’s next!

On the bright side, thanks to lockdown we never got used to writing 2023 on things, so 2022 should come easier.

Here’s hoping 2021 really is hindsight!

We’re social distancing from 2023 until we see how it goes.

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The first rule of 2022: No one talks about 2023.

I lived through 2021. Please don’t kiss me at midnight.

Here’s hoping 2022figures out which Zoom meetings could have been emails!

After 2021, my 2022 expectations are lowering faster than the ball in Times Square.

Sorry, we couldn’t come to your NYE party. We’re socially distancing.

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A wish for 2022: May the dumpster fire belong to someone else.

Every New Year’s I have the same question: ‘How do I get home?

Latest New Year Funny Quotes

Latest New Year Funny Quotes

New Year is a time to start afresh, to start things all over again, but you realize things are too complicated and you can’t start. Happy New Year!

A new year comes to enable you to make more resolutions in which you never achieved even for the past year. Happy New Year!

I hope you are not making New Year’s resolutions. Let us just remain with the old ones and try to accomplish them first. We can make a new one in the future. Happy New Year 2023!

New Year, a new start, but you are old, no need for a fresh start. I wish you a happy New Year full of joy and laughter.

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May this New Year bring a change in you, May your old bad habits come in a new package but more refined. Happy New Year!

In the New Year, I only have one resolution, to criticize and annoy you the best I can. Anyway, I wish you a happy New Year 2022!

This New Year, I wish you chase your dreams less and have fun. Have a very happy new year!

I am very sorry for annoying you throughout the year. Can you give me another chance to annoy you again in the upcoming New Year! Wishing you a happy new year!

Happy New Year! I hope you never drunk all champagne because I am going to need some throughout the year.

If you think the New Year will change the way you do things then you are wrong. You are still the same person. Happy New Year!

If you want to survive the coming year, have a carefree life.

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When you were young you wanted to stay all night just to celebrate the New Year and now you are old and all you want is to sleep. Happy New Year!

It’s a new year. Get it right so that you won’t be left behind.

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