Best 50+ Pootie Tang Quotes To Make You Loudly Laugh

These Pootie Tang quotes are about a singer’s goals.  Pootie Tang is a 2001 American comedy film that has been hailed as one of the best comedies ever shown in American theatres. He is a spoof of stereotypical characters from vintage blaxploitation films, adapted from a comedic routine that initially aired on The Chris Rock Show. Pootie Tang is played by Lance Crouther.

His loving mother and strict father raised him to always do the right thing and treat women with the highest respect. Growing up in the ghetto wasn’t easy for little Pootie, but he always found the fortitude to persevere, with the support of friends and his own innate whippin’ and love m*kin’ abilities.

Sepatown!– Pootie Tang

Kapa-Chow.– Pootie Tang

Sa da tay! – Pootie Tang

I got to say na nay no.– Pootie Tang

Cole me on the panny sty. – Pootie Tang

Roun on the crowny town. – Pootie Tang

Well, Bob, I’m a pone tony. – Pootie Tang

What’s the Dabble Dee? – Pootie Tang

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Don’t bane the dillies! – Pootie Tang

Yeah, hehehehe Cappatown my *ss! – Pootie Tang

Ain’t come one, but many tine tanies! – Pootie Tang

Yeah! Hahahaha! Sepatown my *ss! – Pootie Tang

Baby, I’m going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!– Pootie Tang

Pootie Tang: Dirty Dee, you’re a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai!– Pootie Tang

Leepa tine on my clemmon dees. Penna tine on my damie kays; I’mma crighty pooster, I’mma crighty pooster! – Pootie Tang

See, my damie, Pootie Tang don’t wa-da-tah to the shama cow… ’cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig? – Pootie Tang

Funny Pootie Tang Quotes

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I hate you. – J.B.

Don’t you talk dirty to your momma, boy! – J.B.

And you know what else, it’s hard to get in too. – Lacey

What the hell are you talking about? – Bob Costas

You can’t hurt a ho with a belt—they like that sht. – Trucky

Dirty Dee is still dirty—because he’s Dirty Dee dammit! – Trucky

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Pootie Tang! I come to call you out, maggoty eatin’ bitch! – Dirty Dee

It’s not even race; it’s a certain type of person that gets Pootie Tang. – J.B.

Ohhhh, cole me down on the panny sty! All right! – Bob Costas

Pootie, do you have any girlfriends at school? – Pottie’s Mother

You know, I’d like to also add that Pootie Tang can kick some *ss too, boy. – Lacey

Popular Funny Pootie Tang Quotes

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Mommadee, there’s a sine tibbity in a taxy. She’s a cole tony. – Young Pottie

We didn’t always know what he was saying, but we always knew what he meant. – Trucky

He was rejuvenated. Do you hear that? Rejuvenated. He was rejuvenated before, lost it, and got rejuvenated again. Rejuvenated! – Trucky

Let me break it down to you like this—Pootie Tang is, was, and always will be too cool for words. – Trucky

As long as you’ve got right on your side, you could whoop anyone’s *ss with just that belt. – Trucky

It was incredible. Only the third time a man had been mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill, that month! – Trucky

Got that right. He is a kick-*ss artiste, know what I’m sayin’? He like the da Vinci of *ss-kickin’. What’s that gonna be, right? Pootie Tang—the da Vinci of *ss-kickin’! – Trucky

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Aw, man, Pootie Tang whoop your *ss so bad that you could write it off on your taxes, that’s right. You got right here. *ss-whoopin’ number one, *ss-whoopin’ number two, this right here, you can’t write that off. That’s just gettin’ beat up. – J.B.

It was incredible. Only the third time a man had been mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill, that month! – Trucky

You think that just cuz a girl likes to dress fancy and stand on the corner next to some wh***s, that she’s hookin? – Biggie Shorty

Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he gonna kick your *ss, then mail it to you 10 days in advance. The picture gets there right? You’re goin’, ‘What the hell is this?’ And then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, promptly kicks your *ss and you still won’t know what happened to you! – J.B.

Famous Pootie Tang Quotes Meanings

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I got to say na nay no. Pootie Tang (Lance Crouther). Pootie Tang talks in an unintelligible jive but everyone in the movie seems to understand him. This quote implies means he is saying no.

You can’t beat a ho with a belt…they like that s***. Trucky (J.B. Smoove). This movie is full of a stereotype. This is one of the funnier lines of the movie.

Baby, I’m going to sine your pitty on the runny kine! Pootie Tang (Lance Crouther). The phrase Shine your pitty on the runny kine. can be either a threat to his enemies or smooth talk to the ladies. This quote is smooth talk.

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Dirty Dee is still dirty…because he’s Dirty Dee dammit! Trucky (J.B. Smoove). Dirty Dee is the evil villain. In one part of the movie, he tries to convince them he is reformed.

He was rejuvenated. Do you hear that? Rejuvenated. He was rejuvenated before, lost it… and got rejuvenated again. Rejuvenated! Trucky (J.B. Smoove). Trucky has many funny lines in the film. This is a great line that is referring to Pootie Tang and their returns after finding himself.

It was incredible. Only the third time a man had been mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill, that month! Trucky (J.B. Smoove). This is one of the more quoted lines from the movie because it’s such a random statement.

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