One of the most recognizable members of the legendary Addams family is Wednesday. She is the sole daughter of Morticia, the family’s wizard-like wife, and Gomez, the family patriarch. One of the most well-known horror comedies is The Addams Family. Enjoy these charming one-liners and enduring Wednesday Addams quotes.

Although Wednesday Addams has acquired some cultural significance, her past is also fascinating. Charles Addams originally published The Addams Family as a newspaper comic. Before The Addams Family became a TV series, the characters had no names. Wednesday got its name from a children’s rhyme. “Wednesday’s child is full of misery,” the saying says. A good way to describe the sole child of Gomez and Morticia Addams is “full of sadness.” She rarely cries, doesn’t give hugs, and says the most depressing things! Her distinguishing features—pale skin, dark braided pigtails, and a black dress—have made her a go-to for Halloween costumes. She has been represented by a number of actresses over the years, but Christina Ricci won the role in the two films.

For those who are unfamiliar with the series, this list of quotes is the proper place to find some truly horrifying Wednesday Addams quotes. As a result, take pleasure in this collection of the top Wednesday Addams quotes from all of “The Addams Family” films.

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Wednesday Addams Quotes

Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle, not even for a vacation. Everyone knows that.

Everyone knows it. When you have a new baby, one of the other children has to die.

This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else.

No one torments my family but me.

What’s so great about being yourself, when you can be like everyone else?

You might find a nice girl to be miserable with.

I’ll clean my room in exchange for your immortal soul.

How all occasions do inform against me and spur my dull revenge. O, from this time forth, my thoughts are bloody or nothing worth it. If I must strike you dead, I will.

I am not in a bad mood, this is just me.

Don’t be a baby. I know what I’m doing.

It’s getting dark in this little heart of mine.

How I wish something would lighten up this already tedious day.

Pugsley, the baby weighs ten pounds, and the cannonball weighs twenty pounds. Which will hit the stone wall first?

Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character, and the Aristotelian unities.

I don’t want to be in the pageant.

O proud Death, what feast is toward in thine eternal cell? Sweet Oblivion, open your arms.

Farewell, brother Pugsley. Tomorrow, you’ll become a man, and I’ll be a fugitive. Farewell, Pugsley.

You severely underestimate my apathy.

Popularity is fleeting. I prefer to set my sights on something challenging — the establishment.

Wednesday Quotes

Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!

Hump Day: not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday.

Wednesdays will always bring smiles for the second half of the week.

It must be Wednesday, there goes that camel again.

On Wednesday afternoons I could be practically anything.

A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.

Each morning is the open door to a new world—new vistas, new aims, new plans, and new things… Wednesday morning is no less.

Wednesday: Halfway to the weekend!

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On Wednesdays we wear pink.

Each morning is the open door to a new world – new vistas, new aims, new plans, new things… Wednesday morning is no less.

My job is to give people who work hard all week something to enjoy on Saturdays and Wednesdays.

Keep calm. It’s only Wednesday. We still have two more days to go.

When people refer to ‘Back in the Day,’ it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.

Wednesday will be amazing so wake up and smile.

Let Wednesday put a rainbow into your life.

Keep calm, it’s hump day!

They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.

Wednesday: it’s almost, sort of, kind of, close to, just about nearly the weekend…

Addams Family Quotes

Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her…either way, what bliss.

Dear Santa, we just wanted you to know that even though Mr. Thompson says that there was no such thing as Santa Claus, we didn’t believe him. So please come or else it will make us look like dummies.

Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle, not even for a vacation. Everyone knows that.

I may not have a cell phone, but you don’t have a crossbow.

I hope that someday you’ll know the indescribable joy of having children, and of paying someone else to raise them.

Pugsley, the baby weighs ten pounds, and the cannonball weighs twenty pounds. Which will hit the stone.

This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else.

They never tell us anything interesting, like how many heads they chopped off in the French revolution.

Judge: [after a golf ball is hit through his window] Damn you, Addams!

You were so beautiful. Pale and mysterious. No one even looked at the corpse.

Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character, and the Aristotelian unities.

Margaret: Everyone keeps asking where he bought his costume. Gomez: It is a wonderful hat.

‘ Wednesday’s at that special age where she has one thing on her mind.” Boys?” Homicide.’

And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.

Wednesday Addams: Pass the salt.

I’ll stop wearing black when they might make it a darker color.

They never tell us anything interesting, like how many heads they chopped off in the French revolution.

Morticia Addams Quotes

Morticia Addams: It’s hideous! Gomez Addams: It’s horrible! Gomez and Morticia Addams: it’s home!

Don’t torture yourself, Gomez – that’s my job.

Wednesday, look at all of the other children, their freckles, their bright little eyes, their eager, friendly smiles. Help them.

I’m just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It’s just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.

And our credo: ‘Sic gorgeous allows subject Atos Nunc.’ We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. Not just pretty words.

And that all you need in this life of sin is your significant other… and some spooky pumpkins.

Normal is an illusion. What’s normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.

Girl Scout: I’ll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies.

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Morticia Addams: Wednesdays at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.

Pugsley Addams: Are they dead?

Joel: But what if you met the right man, who worshipped and adored you? Who’d do anything for you? Who’d be your devoted slave? Then what would you do?

Wednesday Addams: It has to warm up.

This day is becoming most wonderfully disruptive.

This is the worst thing that has ever happened in the history of human events.

Come, sorrow, we welcome thee. Let us join in grief, rejoice in despair, and honor the fortunate dead.

Bring forward the evil one. You have betrayed the people of France. You are evil incarnate. How do you plead? Guilty, by her admission. The sentence is death. Executioner, place her on the block.

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I don’t want to be in the pageant.

Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character, and the Aristotelian unities. – Wednesday Addams

Don’t be a baby. I know what I’m doing. [She levels a crossbow.]

Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle, not even for a vacation. Everyone knows that.

You might find a nice girl to be miserable with. – Wednesday Addams

You sent us to camp. They made us sing. – Wednesday Addams

[In response to, Is that your swimsuit?] Is that your overbite? – Wednesday Addams

This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else. – Wednesday Addams

Oh, villain, villain; smiling damn villain. – Wednesday Addams

Nice knife! Can I play autopsy with it?

A spider’s a girl’s best friend.

I knew it! You are a fake!

There must be something. We never go anywhere. Who knows the untold horrors we’re missing out on?

If you learn how to dance well, she’ll think you’re boss.

I believe the word is psychotic.

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