Bring your mojo as we relive some of Austin Powers Quotes, which will take us on a thrilling and shagadelic ride! We all love to chuckle with Austin Powers, the crime-fighting, woman-loving hero. He’s a 1960s British spy who was cryogenically preserved and returned to America in the 1990s.

The disparities between London in the 1960s and America in the late 1990s are the source of many of the films’ comedic moments.

Austin Powers is a great comedy with the ability to make audiences laugh out loud. Its jokes and puns never grow old, no matter how many times you watch it.

The film depicts the adventures of a groovy special agent who was thawed out after 30 years to confront Dr. Evil, his archnemesis. To begin with, that’s a fantastic idea. But it’s Mike Myers’ performance, in which he plays numerous personalities who are all quite distinct from one another, that elevates the film to new heights.

Well, you might be a cunning linguist, but I’m a master debater. – Austin

What we swingers were going against were uptight squares like you whose bag was money and world domination. We were innocent, man. If we had known the consequences of our sexual liberation, we would’ve done things much differently but the spirit would remain the same. It’s freedom, baby. – Austin

There are only two things I can’t stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures. – Austin

Pardon me for being rude, it was not me it was my food, it just popped up to say hello, but now it’s gone back down below. – Austin

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Only two things scare me and one of them is nuclear war. Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smells like cabbage. Small hands. – Austin

Actually, my name is Austin Powers. The danger is my middle name. – Austin

I can’t believe Vanessa, my bride, my one true love, the woman who taught me the beauty of monogamy, was a fembot all along. Wait for a tick, that means I’m single again! Oh, behave! – Austin

Powers by name, powers by reputation. – Austin

Jimi Hendrix is deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich. – Austin

They are after my lucky charms! What? Why does everyone always laugh when I say that? – Paddy

You know, Dr. Evil, I have always thought you were crazy, but now I can see you’re nuts. – Austin

That’s fascinating, Vanessa. Listen, why don’t we go in the back and shag? – Austin

Famous Austin Powers Quotes

Wait, Vanessa, I can explain. You see, I was looking for Dr. Evil when the Fembots came out and smoke started coming out of their jumbles. So I started to work my mojo, to counter their mojo; we got cross-modulation, and their heads started exploding. – Austin

My meat and two vegs My twig and berries. Hello, lads, are you still awake? – Austin

Well, you make me many things but sleepy’s not one of them. – Austin

Well, of course, you haven’t had the pleasure, Rebecca. We just met baby, yeah. – Austin

Well, I ‘vana’ toilet made out of solid gold, but it’s just not in the cards now is it? – Austin

Bloody mole. We aren’t supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there’s a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to cut it off, chop it off, and make guacamole. – Austin

No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I’ll be sound as a pound! – Austin

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Oh no, baby. You’re very shagadelic. I just didn’t want to fall in love again, and I thought you’d never love me without my mojo. It’s not you. You’re fab, you’re switched on, you’re a bit of alright! Yes! – Austin

Felicity Shagwell, CIA. Shagwell by name, shag very well by reputation. – Felicity

My God, Vanessa’s got a fabulous body—I bet she shags like a minx—how do I let them know because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner monologue? I hope I didn’t just say that all out loud just now. – Austin

Well, no offense, but if that is a woman it does look like she was beaten with an ugly stick! – Austin

Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I? – Austin

How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? – Austin

This is my twin sister. Her name is Fo*k Yu. Foook Yuuu, Foook Miii. See. – Fo*k Mi

Austin Powers Quotes Baby

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs. ‘Get in my belly!’ – Fat Bastard

I don’t kiss and tell. ‘I shag and brag, baby!’ – Austin

No, don’t be sorry, baby. You’re right to be suspicious. I shagged her. – Austin

Shagadelic, baby. – Austin

I choose love, baby! – Austin

No, don’t be sorry, baby. You’re right to be suspicious. I shagged her. – Austin Powers

I think you’re shagedelic baby! You’re switched on! You’re smashing! – Austin Powers

I don’t kiss and tell. I shag and brag, baby! — Austin Powers

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Oh, smashing, groovy, yay capitalism! – Austin

If you have an issue, here’s a tissue. – Nigel

I open-mouth kissed a horse once. – Austin

I’ve lost my mojo. – Austin

You really are a fat bastard! – Austin

I won’t bite—hard. – Austin

Are you a clone of an angel? – Mini-Me

Austin Powers Quotes Dr. Evil

You’re the best evil son an evil dad could ever ask for. – Dr. Evil

My father would womanize. He would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. – Dr. Evil

Right, people, you have to tell me these things, okay? I’ve been frozen for 30 years, okay? Throw me a frickin’ bone here! I’m the boss! Need the info. – Dr. Evil

When Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people die! – Dr. Evil

Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call—preparation H. – Dr. Evil

Hang in there, Mini-Me! If anything should happen to you, I don’t know what I would do. I’d probably move on and get another replica, but there would be a 10-minute period there where I would just be inconsolable. – Dr. Evil

You’re the diet coke of evil. Just one calorie. Not evil enough. – Dr. Evil

I’m not saying it’s hot, but I’m pretty sure the thermometer reads ‘Satan’s balls.’ – Dr. Evil

Alright, let me find my balls, for God’s sake! One, two, and three, okay. I’m okay. – Dr. Evil

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There’s nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster! – Dr. Evil

The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Very well, where do I begin? – Dr. Evil

Well, don’t look at me like I’m frickin’ Frankenstein! Hug your father! – Dr. Evil

Why make trillions, when we can make—billions? – Dr. Evil

Austin Powers—he’s the snake to my mongoose—. – Dr. Evil

I don’t speak freaky deeky Dutch! – Dr. Evil

Austin Powers Compliments

So, shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? – Austin

No, this is me in a nutshell: Help! I’m in a nutshell! – Austin

She’s the village bicycle! Everyone’s had a ride. – Austin

Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please! – Austin

Do you know what’s remarkable? That England looks in no way like Southern California. – Austin

They ARE after my Lucky Charms! — Paddy O’Brien

No, this is me in a nutshell: Help! I’m in a nutshell! — Austin Powers

Are those frickin sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads? — Austin Powers

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Personally, before I’m on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a ‘How’s-Your-Father.’ — Austin Powers

I mean look at you. You don’t even have a name tag. You’ve got no chance. Why don’t you just fall? — Nigel Powers

Smashing, Basil. A pimp-mobile. – Austin Powers

I choose love, baby! – Austin Powers

Powers by name, powers by reputation. – Austin Powers

It turns out that Vanessa was a fembot. – Austin Powers

I love gold. — Goldmember

Austin Powers Quotes Shagadelic

Well everyone has their own flying car, entire meals come in pill form, and the Earth is run by damn dirty apes. – Austin

Basil: Austin, the Cold War is over.

Austin: Finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh? Eh comrades?

Basil: Austin—we won.

The ’70s and the ’80s? You’re not missing anything, believe me. I’ve looked into it. There’s a gas shortage and a flock of seagulls. That’s about it. – Felicity

Well everyone has their own flying car, entire meals come in pill form, and the Earth is run by damn dirty apes. – Austin Powers

Yeah, baby, yeah – Austin Powers

Actually, my name is Austin Powers. DangeThe danger middle name. – Austin Powers

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So, shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? – Austin Powers

Ooo, Behave! – Austin Powers

I won’t bite… hard. – Austin Powers

Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I? – Austin Powers

Judo chop! – Austin Powers

I shagged her rotten, baby, yeah! – Austin Powers

Well, I vana toilet made out of solid gold, but it’s just not in the cards now is it? – Austin Powers

Austin Powers Quotes Mojo

She’s the village bicycle! Everyone’s had a ride. – Austin Powers

I never forget a pussy… cat. – Austin Powers

There are only two things I can’t stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures… and the Dutch. – Austin Powers

Do you know what’s remarkable? That England looks in no way like Southern California. – Austin Powers

How Do You Like To Do It? Do You Like To Wash Up First? – Austin Powers

Well, You Might Be A Cunning Linguist, But I’m A Master Debater. – Austin Powers

Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please! – Austin Powers

My God, Vanessa’s got a fabulous body… I bet she shags like a minx… How do I let them know because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner monologue? I hope I didn’t just say that all out loud just now. – Austin Powers

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Only two things scare me and one of them is nuclear war. Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands. – Austin Powers

That hurt! I’m gonna lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman! – Austin Powers

Wait, Vanessa, I can explain. You see, I was looking for Dr. Evil when the Fembots came out and smoke started coming out of their jomblies. So I started to work my mojo, to counter their mojo; we got cross-mojulation, and their heads started exploding. – Austin Powers

That’s fascinating, Vanessa. Listen, why don’t we go in the back and shag? – Austin Powers

My meat and two veg. My twig and berries. Hello, lads, are you still awake? – Austin Powers

Great Austin Powers Quotes

First, I plan to soil myself. Then I’m going to regroup and come up with a new plan. Any thoughts? – Austin Powers

I eat because I am unhappy. I’m unhappy because I eat. – Austin Powers

The 70s and the 80s? You’re not missing anything, believe me. I’ve looked into it. There’s a gas shortage and A Flock of Seagulls. That’s about it. – Austin Powers

You know, Dr. Evil, I have always thought you were crazy, but now I can see you’re nuts. – Austin Powers

There are only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures and the Dutch. – Austin Powers

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Well, you make me many things but sleepy’s not one of them. – Austin Powers

No, I mean, literally, HOW could you do it? The man’s so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling. – Austin Powers

Well, of course, you haven’t had the pleasure, Rebecca. We just met baby, yeah. – Austin Powers

Oh, smashing, groovy, yay capitalism! – Austin Powers

Jimi Hendrix Deceased, Drugs. Janis Joplin Deceased, Alcohol. Mama Cass Deceased, Ham Sandwich. – Austin Powers

What we swingers were going against were uptight squares like you whose bag was money and world domination. We were an innocent men. – Austin Powers