No advancement in the beyond 200 years has done more to save lives and further develop wellbeing than the disinfection upset set off by creation of the toilet. Yet, it didn’t go sufficiently far. It just arrived at 33% of the world.

Below you will track down our assortment of rousing and funny toilet quotes, these witty bathroom quotes always get a good laugh.

Funny toilet quotes:

Life is like a toilet paper you are either on a roll or taking crap from someone, well happy pooping!

Toilet seat is like another office, where I escape from the work to think about the work, where I sit and let my thoughts flood.

Some come to sit and think and others just to shit and stink!

Requesting to all males, to sit and use the seat. There is no option for standing and you know what we mean!

My toilet is the place where my thoughts take its final shape

I am a writer and whenever I get short of ideas, I go to the washroom.

Restroom is for rest, not to mess with things. Keep it clean and never forget to flush

When there are so many challenges and there is no solution, go to your toilet, put your heads down and you will surely get some solution.

Toilet is the place where some come to sit and think, while others come to sit and stink

I use toilet for many purposes, out of all it is best for crying.

Before coming out of the toilet, I flush out all my bad experiences and negative thoughts.

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Funny toilet quotes for wall:

You are no more a baby, please take care of your belongings and do not forget to press the flush button at the end.

How can someone be in so hurry that they forget to press the flush button after flushing out. Hope you are not that weird.

We live in a world where more people have access to mobile in comparing to toilet and water

Don’t waste too much water in flushing, use tissue roll. Save water

“I sing well when I am in the toilet, here I feel more comfortable” Don’t try this here, it’s a public one.

The most horrific incident happened with me in a western toilet. My poo stucked in between.

Keep me neat and clean, I am the one you are going to use every day.

Getting disturbed in the toilet is the most devastating thing for me. Never do that!

I am a cool person, but when someone disturbs in the toilet, I forget who I am.

Funny toilet flush quotes:

You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.

Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air.

I’m terribly bad at lying in real life. I flush, look away, do the scratching of the nose, or whatever

It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.

I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet.

Some countries have more water than others – some can afford to use clean water to flush their poop away, and some can’t.

Star Trek’s genial premise is that the cosmos is flush with intelligent species, and our descendants will interact with them face-to-face, thanks to warp drive and some winsome space cadets

Youth is in a grand flush, like the hot days of ending summer; and pleasant dreams thrall your spirit, like the smoky atmosphere that bathes the landscape of an August day.

Indeed in the full flush of journalistic passion and conviction I once told an interviewer that of course I would never get married. And I most definitely would never have children

One reason to write a poem is to flush from the deep thickets of the self some thought, feeling, comprehension, question, music, you didn’t know was in you, or in the world.

In the flush of love’s light, we dare be brave. And suddenly we see that love costs all we are, and will ever be. Yet it is only love which sets us free.

I didn’t go to high school. I think that after you learn to read and write and do your numbers and flush the toilet behind yourself, you don’t need no more schoolin’. You need to get out in the water and swim.

Life’s bloomy flush was lost.

You’re like a turd that won’t flush.

All the bloomy flush of life is fled.

I love nature. It beats having to flush.

Hot flush, raging bluch. Ice flash, instant crash.

He was a man too busy to flush toilets.

Periodic fasts are necessary to flush out the poisons.

You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.

If all you do is talk crap, I’ll just flush the toilet.

I flush with heaving passion’s strange delight, Yet find contentment lost in appetite.

Running is my meditation, mind flush, cosmic telephone, mood elevator and spiritual communion.

Men naturally warm and heady are transported with the greatest flush of good-nature.

Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can’t even be trusted to flush.