Famous 100+ Weird Quotes That Make You Laugh

Weird Quotes

When you can read some weird quotes that make you think, you can feel a little better about the issue. Take a look at the following weird quotes that will make you ponder.

You may be familiar with the phrase odd as a broad term for something unique, but it has earlier more particular definitions. Weird comes from the Old English term wyrd, which means fortune in English. The plural wyrde first appeared in literature in the eighth century as a gloss for Parcae, the Latin word for the Fates—three goddesses who spun, measured, and severed the thread of existence. Scottish writers used the term strange sisters to allude to the Fates in the 15th and 16th centuries. The strange sisters are represented as three witches in Shakespeare’s Macbeth. A misinterpretation of Shakespeare’s odd led to the subsequent adjectival use of weird.

The common folks are like the leaves of a tree and live and die unnoticed. – L. Frank Baum

All forms of madness, bizarre habits, awkwardness in society, and general clumsiness, are justified in the person who creates good art. – Roman Payne

I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it. – Johnny Depp

What makes you different or weird, that’s your strength? – Meryl Streep

There’s a whole category of people who miss out by not allowing themselves to be weird enough. – Alain De Botton

Being weird is not a bad thing, it shows how special you are in your own way. – D. Fetahu

There are so many weird people that nobody takes any notice. We all just fit right in. – Graeme Simsion

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Weird is definitely the cornerstone of many an artist’s careers. – E.A. Bucchianeri

There is no such thing as a weird human being, It’s just that some people require more understanding than others. – Tom Robbins

Sharpen your rough edges and be the best version of your weird self. – Colin Wright

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. – Bill Watterson

If someone ever says you’re weird, say thank you. – Ellen DeGeneres

Don’t be afraid to be awesome. Sometimes being weird and different is good. When you think you’re working hard, there is always someone else working harder, so always be yourself and know your stuff. – Jacqueline Macinnes Wood

Weird Quotes That Make No Sense

Weird Quotes That Make No Sense

What goes around comes around.

Good things come to those who wait.

Rules are made to be broken.

When one door closes, another door opens.

There is no such thing as a stupid question, only stupid people.

Pick the low-hanging fruit first.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

It takes more muscles to frown than to smile.

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Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.

It doesn’t make sense to dwell on things you can’t do anything about.

When life gives you melons, you could be dyslexic.

Life gives the test first and then the lesson.

As pure as the driven snow. He who laughs last laughs best.

It’s like trying to find a needle in a haystack.

He made it by the skin of his teeth.

I’m off like a dirty shirt.

Can’t see the forest for the trees.

Short Weird Quotes

Short Weird Quotes

I’d rather be a little weird than all boring. – Rebecca McKinsey

Nobody is so weird others can’t identify with them. – Rebecca Miller

Being weird is just a side effect of being awesome. – Anonymous

It’s weird not to be weird. – John Lennon

Be the weird you want to see in the world. – Wein Benlick

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. – Hunter S. Thompson

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A real friendship ought to introduce each person to unexpected weirdness in the other. – Jaron Lanier

Being weird adds spice to life. Having weird friends just deepens the flavor. – Jayelle Cochran

I’m just abnormal. I’m a weird dude.

I have my own demons and dark moods. It’s weird.

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

Where’s your will to be weird? ― Jim Morrison

We all know interspecies romance is weird. ― Tim Burton

Deep Weird Quotes

Deep Weird Quotes

It’s weird how time can change something you thought would always stay the same. – Susane Colasanti

You laugh at me because I’m different, I laugh at you because you’re all the same. – Jonathan Davis

Being called weird is like being called Limited Edition. Meaning you’re something people don’t see that often. – Ryan Forbes

I like the idea that we can contain our weirdness, but I prefer it when we wear it all over ourselves. – Kelly Oxford

Nowadays, everybody wanna be weird. We know how to manifest being weird. – ASAP Rocky

To pay attention, this is our endless and proper work. Mary Oliver

If I love myself I love you. If I love you I love myself. Rumi

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Don’t handicap your children by making their lives easy. Robert A. Heinlein

Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding. Kahlil Gibran

Time is a created thing. To say I don’t have time is like saying, I don’t want to. Lao Tzu

Doubt is an uncomfortable condition, but certainty is a ridiculous one. Voltaire

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. Martin Luther

What you deeply need is not stuff, comfort, or beauty, it’s meaning. Maxime Lagacé

Maybe you are searching among the branches, for what only appears in the roots. Rumi

Weird Quotes That Make You Think

Weird Quotes That Make You Think

But please remember: this is only a work of fiction. The truth, as always, will be far stranger. – Arthur C. Clarke

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird. – Frank Zappa

Some are born weird, some achieve it, and others have weirdness thrust upon them. – Dick Francis

Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted. – Martin Luther King

The world is still a weird place, despite my efforts to make clear and perfect sense of it. – Hunter S. Thompson

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I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. – Dr. Seuss

We all know interspecies romance is weird. – Tim Burton

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. – Albert Einstein

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. – Dr. Seuss

Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there. – George Burns

This whole world is wild at heart and weird on top. – David Lynch

Weird Quotes for Instagram

Weird Quotes for Instagram

It’s kind of a weird process being pitched by the company you’re already with.

I’m a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies. Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way.

I’m not harmful, just introspective. You can probably think I’m weird, but it’s not harmful weird.

I have a weird definition of family; it’s not the same as everyone else’s.

The thing is, I make music I like. So it’s just weird if someone says they don’t like it.

Intimacy is the capacity to be rather weird with someone – and find that that’s ok with them. ― Alain de Botton

People are strange . . . ― Jim Morrison

So you’re a little weird? Work it! A little different? OWN it! Better to be a nerd than one of the herd! ― Mandy Hale

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I’ve been embarrassing myself since about birth. ― Phil Lester

This world belongs to the weird ones, and the weird ones become kings. ― Tamuna Tsertsvadze, Galaxy Pirates

Having friends was weird . . . but in a good way.― Gwenda Bond, Triple Threat

Weird people don’t care if they’re weird. They are the most entertaining to converse with because nothing is off-limits. ― Donna Lynn Hope

Being weird adds spice to life. Having weird friends just deepens the flavor ― Jayelle Cochran

If someone invented the thermometer that measured weirdness, it would probably melt under my tongue.― Dean Koontz, Odd Thomas

Yes I’m Weird Quotes

Yes I'm Weird Quotes

Yeah, I’m a little weird. I’m definitely a little eccentric. -Bryce Dallas Howard

Beeblebrox, sir,’ said the insect in awed wonder, ‘you’re so weird you should be in movies.

‘Yeah,’ said Zaphod patting the thing on a glittering pink wing, ‘and you, baby, should be in real life.’ The insect paused for a moment -Douglas Adams

Is it crazy right now to say I love you? She didn’t even pause. Given that I just stabbed you? Seems a little weird, yeah. -Rachel Caine

A lot of weird ads. Sally Struthers with that little kid: ‘Just 55 cents, the price of a cup of coffee, feeds this kid and his family for a week.’ Yeah, where is that? ‘Cause I wanna move there. –Robert Schimmel

I have anger issues. If I didn’t want to kill you, it would be weird. -Melyssa Winchester

One by one, they went around the room, bowing and curtsying in turn. Suddenly panicked, Cinder looked at Kai. He gave her a one-shouldered shrug, suggesting that, yeah, it’s weird, but you get used to it. When -Marissa Meyer

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I walked out of ‘Harry and the Hendersons.’ Harry bugged me; I don’t know. Yeah, it’s weird because I think Sasquatches are great, but not then. Maybe not that weekend – I don’t know. I don’t know what it was. -Teddy Sears

Yeah, I know. These days, weird is my life. I should get that on a T-shirt. -Kelley Armstrong

Yeah, right. Instead of watching TV, we’ll practice our weird magical powers. Great. What’s next? Zooming around on flying carpets? -Malia Ann Haberman

Yeah, but I thought mushrooms were a kind of fungus!’ Teddy says. ‘You know, like mold. You can’t get mold growing on mold, can you? It’d be like a weird incestuous fungal party. -Skye Melki-Wegner