100+ Best and Funny Literary Quotes

Funny Literary Quotes

Here we are going to tell you funny literary quotes that help you to read different books and provide you the positive energy. We all know that every book contains a special power that transports us to a new world in different times that is better than the real world. But the main thing is that they can also take us back to our own real world.

In this world, the most difficult work is writing literature because in this situation the first thing that is necessary is your idea. After this, it is very important that your idea must be original and provide valuable information to every reader.

To complete the whole procedure every writer must have patience and for this, we have collected the best literary quotes. All these quotes will definitely make you laugh and provide you with the positive energy to read or write a literature book.

According to health, specialists reading a book is the best way to look after your body and mind. With the help of reading books, you can easily build your vocabulary, reduce your stress, you can easily increase your ability to empathize, increase your reading capacity, you can correct your grammar mistakes, and do many other things. It doesn’t matter if you are a literature book reader or wish to read but it is confirmed that you will definitely enjoy all these quotes that are given below. And don’t forget to share this article.

Funny Book Lover Quotes

We live for books.

People can lose their lives in libraries. They ought to be warned.

I know some who are constantly drunk on books as other men are drunk on whiskey.

Books were safer than other people anyway.

The odd thing about people who had many books was how they always wanted more.

Read books because I love them, not because I think I should read them.

That I can read and be happy while I am reading, is a great blessing.

I grabbed my book and opened it up.

Dogeared pages were Antichrist of book lovers everywhere.

What a blessing it is to love books.

Best Literary Quotes

There is some good in this world, and it’s worth fighting for.

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do.

Well-behaved women seldom make history.

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

Who, being loved, is poor?

Every human life is worth the same and worth saving.

Get busy living, or get busy dying.

The goal isn’t to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.

Travel far enough, you meet yourself.

None of us really changes over time. We only become more fully what we are.

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Most people are nice when you finally see them.

All endings are also beginnings. We just don’t know it at the time.

When someone leaves, it’s because someone else is about to arrive.

It’s no use going back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

The only limits for tomorrow are the doubts we have today.

It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.

If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.

I don’t want to die without any scars.

Fear doesn’t shut you down; it wakes you up.

Because when you are imagining, you might as well imagine something worthwhile.

Famous Literary Quotes

The worst enemy of creativity is self-doubt.

Yes I’m a dreamer.

I dream. Sometimes I think that’s the only right thing to do.

Not all those who wander are lost.

If I got rid of my demons, I’d lose my angels.

It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.

If you’re making mistakes it means you’re out there doing something.

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself.

To define is to limit.

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Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.

If you don’t imagine, nothing ever happens at all.

Everything is possible. The impossible just takes longer.

So many things are possible just as long as you don’t know they’re impossible.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

Above all, don’t lie to yourself.

Some infinities are bigger than other infinities.

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You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from.

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy.

Nothing that’s worthwhile is ever easy.

It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.

Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

It is never too late to be wise.

Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.

When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.

One day I will find the right words, and they will be simple.

Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

Popular Literary Quotes

It was the best of times; it was the worst of times.

My dear, I don’t give a damn.

Most men and women will grow up to love their servitude and will never dream of revolution.

By the time we arrived, as evening was approaching, I felt as sore as a rock must feel when the waterfall has pounded on it all day long.

The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

Shoot all the blue jays you want, if you can hit ’em, but remember that it’s a sin To Kill a Mockingbird.

And so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

I think of my life as a kind of music, not always good music but still having form and melody.

Stay gold, Ponyboy, stay gold.

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And in that moment, like a swift intake of breath, the rain came.

Christmas won’t be Christmas without any presents!

I believe there are monsters born in the world to human parents.

I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant’s faithful one-hundred percent!

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

Tomorrow I’ll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day.

Sometimes you have to keep on steppin’.

There are few people whom I really love and still fewer of whom I think well.

Stories are for eternity when memory is erased when there is nothing to remember except the story.

All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

Funny Book Quotes Sayings

Marley was dead as a doornail.

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aurelio Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon that his father took him to discover ice.

What fresh hell is this?

Heart-like shale. What you need is good fracking.

Everything’s profound when there are guns and zombies.

To the person in the bell jar, blank and stopped as a dead baby, the world itself is a bad dream.

For one last time, Miriam does as she is told.

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And that’s all we are Jefferson, all of us on this earth, a piece of drifting wood. Until we—each of us, individually—decide to become something else. I am still that piece of drifting wood, and those out there are no better. But you can be better.

As he read, I fell in love with the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.

Nobody runs off with her,’ Roscoe said. ‘She just runs off with herself, I guess.

At the beginning of the summer I had lunch with my father, the gangster, who was in town for the weekend to transact some of his vague business.

What keeps you going isn’t some fine destination but just the road you’re on, and the fact that you know how to drive.

He was dancing, dancing. He says he’ll never die.

We’re all damaged, somehow.

He’s more myself than I am.

Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

You know it doesn’t take much intelligence to get yourself into a nailed-up coffin, Laura. But who in hell ever got himself out of one without removing one nail?

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view…Until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.

Famous Funny Book Quotes Sayings

I assign myself no rank or any limit, and such an attitude is very much against the trend of the times. But my world has become one of the infinite possibilities.

You will become way less concerned with what other people think of you when you realize how seldom they do.

We accept the love we think we deserve.

Whimsical Quotes From Books

Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open.

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.

Be good, be young, be true! Evil is nothing but vanity, let us have the pride of good, and above all let us never despair.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.

The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.

We’re all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn’t. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing.

Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another).

People are capable, at any time in their lives, of doing what they dream of.

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me: I am a free human being with an independent will.

If you’re making mistakes it means you’re out there doing something.

Whimsical Quotes from Books

Flowers led to books, which lead to thinking and not thinking, and then more flowers and music, music. Then many more flowers and many more books.

Absence can be present, like a damaged nerve, like a dark bird.

You must never stop being whimsical.

Do you know a better time than the present for igniting your dreams?

We are all just curious little humans with dreams in our hearts and stardust in our souls.

In all small things be honest and the big ones will take care of themselves.

She told herself there had been nothing outside, nothing peering in at her from the darkness.

Losing someone close to you is more haunting than a life of cursed solitude.

Funny Book Quotes Sayings

You can’t enjoy art or books in a hurry.

If you want to find out if someone is a true bookworm or not, give them a thousand-page novel and see what happens.

A book can give you an experience of someone’s life in a few hours, and this is far more profitable than any sale that’s going on.

Dogs are angels full of poop.

Oh for Christ’s sake. Ay carrumba, chimichanga. I have no idea what you’re saying but shut your pretty pie hole.

For some reason riding a caffeinated dragon just sounded like a monumentally bad idea.

Someone once said writing and gardening are similar pursuits. Tell you what, I’d have one fucked up garden if that were the case.

Erroh has a plan. A simple plan. It’ll never work.

Funny Autobiography Quotes

A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction.

For what is a poem but a hazardous attempt at self-understanding: it is the deepest part of autobiography.

An autobiography can distort; facts can be realigned. But fiction never lies: it reveals the writer totally.

An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.

I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

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A poet’s autobiography is his poetry. Anything else is just a footnote.

An autobiography is a life story. It starts when you’re born and continues until the end.